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Old 07-03-2013, 9:04pm   #1
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1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

7. 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year

8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon

10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

12. Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line

13. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

15. 1000 ccs of wet socks = 1 literhosen

16. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

17. 3 protesting neighbors = 1 notinmyback yard

18. Amount drunk by Kim Jong Un = 1 Dear Liter

19. Combined volume of the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria = 3 galleons

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Old 07-03-2013, 9:13pm   #3
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How many ounces in a parsec-barn?
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16. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
Wouldn't that be 4?
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Good stuff. I like it.
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Wouldn't that be 4?
8 nickels = 40 cents

2 pair of dimes = 2 x 2 x 10 = 40 cents
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