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07-03-2013, 9:04pm | #1 | ||||||
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Engineering Conversion Factors
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong 7. 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year 8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling 9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon 10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz 11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower 12. Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line 13. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds 14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton 15. 1000 ccs of wet socks = 1 literhosen 16. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms 17. 3 protesting neighbors = 1 notinmyback yard 18. Amount drunk by Kim Jong Un = 1 Dear Liter 19. Combined volume of the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria = 3 galleons 20. Length of a Midwestern weather forecast = 1 Not Furlong ~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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How many ounces in a parsec-barn?
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Good stuff. I like it.
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Sparkles Flambeaux
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