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Old 01-15-2022, 3:10pm   #21
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You should considering bottling these up and marketing it over the internet. I'm sure somebody would buy it.
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You should considering bottling these up and marketing it over the internet. I'm sure somebody would buy it.
If that blonde actress chick can sell candles scented like her 'giner, then I think gozar could sell candles with the scent of his ass and taint at Spencer Gifts.
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I ripped one with such duration and quality that it fogged up my glasses tonight. I have my 27 year old son as witness to said event. He laughed right before he started to feel ill.

True story. I can die a happy man now.

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Y'all need to up your game. Try after a night of drinking beer and eating pickled eggs. Best green fog ever.
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Back when I was still working (now retired) on Saturday mornings the area around the restrooms would smell so bad from the beer and late night food shit and farts.
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Mrs. Dude doesn't buy it She says "your glasses don't fog from a giant fart".
I have a witness.

It surprised me. I had my elbows on my knees and was resting my chin in my hands. I didn’t expect the massive volume (as in quantity) that escaped. Glasses fogged in less than a few seconds.

True story.
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Y'all need to up your game. Try after a night of drinking beer and eating pickled eggs. Best green fog ever.
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One morning I made a grown man scream out "Jesus Christ" on the escalator in the Port of Authority after drinking beer and having a few bowls of my dear departed moms pea soup the night before !
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One morning I made a grown man scream out "Jesus Christ" on the escalator in the Port of Authority after drinking beer and having a few bowls of my dear departed moms pea soup !
I have never been a pro level farter. Having said that there are two things that make me prolific. Split Pea Andersons, and pretty much anything from In n Out with their onions. I can almost make myself sick, let alone any person within 10 feet. Not trying to boast, just facts
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One morning I made a grown man scream out "Jesus Christ" on the escalator in the Port of Authority after drinking beer and having a few bowls of my dear departed moms pea soup !
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I have never been a pro level farter. Having said that there are two things that make me prolific. Split Pea Andersons, and pretty much anything from In n Out with their onions. I can almost make myself sick, let alone any person within 10 feet. Not trying to boast, just facts
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If I eat the right kind of ham... I could blind children, the dog growls at me and son starts digging a hole to put me in. I've thrown clothes outside as i couldn't take the residual stench. No amount of fabreeze nor lysol even starts to cover it up. Ventilating the house is required. I have been threatened when cooking a ham.
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I bet Gozar never gets the chance to wash his underwear before throwing them out.
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But, your underwear is there to protect your pants from.... you.
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But, your underwear is there to protect your pants from.... you.
I would go unfiltered if allowed legally.
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If you want maximum volume in the morning, sleep with a CPAP.
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Yep. I was always gassy when I used my CPAP
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