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01-15-2022, 3:10pm | #21 | ||||||
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You should considering bottling these up and marketing it over the internet. I'm sure somebody would buy it.
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01-15-2022, 3:12pm | #22 |
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If that blonde actress chick can sell candles scented like her 'giner, then I think gozar could sell candles with the scent of his ass and taint at Spencer Gifts.
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Y'all need to up your game. Try after a night of drinking beer and eating pickled eggs. Best green fog ever.
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Back when I was still working (now retired) on Saturday mornings the area around the restrooms would smell so bad from the beer and late night food shit and farts.
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It surprised me. I had my elbows on my knees and was resting my chin in my hands. I didn’t expect the massive volume (as in quantity) that escaped. Glasses fogged in less than a few seconds. True story. |
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One morning I made a grown man scream out "Jesus Christ" on the escalator in the Port of Authority after drinking beer and having a few bowls of my dear departed moms pea soup the night before ! |
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I have never been a pro level farter. Having said that there are two things that make me prolific. Split Pea Andersons, and pretty much anything from In n Out with their onions. I can almost make myself sick, let alone any person within 10 feet. Not trying to boast, just facts
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If I eat the right kind of ham... I could blind children, the dog growls at me and son starts digging a hole to put me in. I've thrown clothes outside as i couldn't take the residual stench. No amount of fabreeze nor lysol even starts to cover it up. Ventilating the house is required. I have been threatened when cooking a ham.
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If you want maximum volume in the morning, sleep with a CPAP.
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