I reached Boss Level tonight….

Gozar · 01-15-2022, 2:08am

I ripped one with such duration and quality that it fogged up my glasses tonight. I have my 27 year old son as witness to said event. He laughed right before he started to feel ill.

True story. I can die a happy man now.

IB4TL · 01-15-2022, 2:35am

Subscribed

86RAG · 01-15-2022, 6:52am

Life goal attained

MadInNc · 01-15-2022, 7:31am

Check it off the bucket list, then go see a doctor

. Congrats.

DJ_Critterus · 01-15-2022, 7:49am

did it sound like a motorcycle changing gears?

BayouCountry · 01-15-2022, 8:03am

Congratulations!

When I heard a small chuckle from my dad it was time to be worried, very worried. Especially in the car. I’ve tried to carry on the family tradition, but I have all daughters.

A friend of mine holds the highly sought after coveted honor. While out on a boat, in open air, after dinner he let go of what can only be described as perfection. His wife lost her entire dinner over the side. My stomach hurt from laughing so hard. Those were the days...

DJ_Critterus · 01-15-2022, 8:08am

I remember years ago we had jsut moved from Italy and were here maybe less 2-3 years. My family decides to drive down to tampa for a day at Busch Gardens. So, it's my parents, my little brother, and two of his best friends in the minivan. We get to the parking lot and are waiting in line because it hadn't opened yet.

I was sitting in the middle row agains the driver side and the sliding door was on the passenger side. So...I let it rip. Mom, dad, my brother, and his friends all start gagging and get out of the van and they leave the doors open. I'm still inside laughing my head off because I have no sense of smell. Other people in their cars are looking around then start pointing and laughing when they realize what happened. Man, everyone still talks about that fart to this day and that happened in '96 or '97.

VITE1 · 01-15-2022, 8:34am

Bunch of old farts here.

MadInNc · 01-15-2022, 8:41am

I once cleared an aisle in the grocery store. Actually deli counter with customers waiting, even got the girl cutting the meat

04 commemorative · 01-15-2022, 8:41am

When you make your own eyes water,it is then you have arrived grasshopper

Louie Detroit · 01-15-2022, 11:00am

https://leakedreality.com/video/3037...r-trust-a-fart

Bill · 01-15-2022, 11:04am

Two words: Pilot. Light.

The_Dude · 01-15-2022, 11:59am

Mrs. Dude doesn't buy it She says "your glasses don't fog from a giant fart".

Louie Detroit · 01-15-2022, 12:26pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Dude

Mrs. Dude doesn't buy it She says "your glasses don't fog from a giant fart".

I'll bet the proper dutch oven scenario would elicit fogged glasses.

The_Dude · 01-15-2022, 12:38pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit

I'll bet the proper dutch oven scenario would elicit fogged glasses.

Retaliation is a bitch. Mrs. Dude would give Gozar a run for his money.

MEANZ06 · 01-15-2022, 1:08pm

When I have to say "I'm sorry" to myself I know that was a good one

MikeB · 01-15-2022, 1:33pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by MEANZ06

When I have to say "I'm sorry" to myself I know that was a good one

Ya ever notice how you can appreciate the smell of your own farts,
but let somebody else pass the fart of the melenium, you can't stomach it?

I was in Best Buy on Black Friday a few years ago.
I turned into an empty isle, and was nearly suffocated by the smell
of someone's turkey dinner, but my glasses did not fog up.

Louie Detroit · 01-15-2022, 2:44pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadInNc

Check it off the bucket list, then go see a doctor

. Congrats.

Darvish is a Jap which means he eats all kinds of weird smelly shit.

DJ_Critterus · 01-15-2022, 3:00pm

I bet Gozar never gets the chance to wash his underwear before throwing them out.

ZipZap · 01-15-2022, 3:00pm

Words you never wanted to hear in my house growing up...

Don't go in there

01-15-2022, 7:49am	#5
DJ_Critterus Explosive Salami Stall Owner #1120.2520 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Not Ceasing & Desisting on the leeward side of Anger Island Posts: 52,382 Thanks: 21,761 Thanked 27,960 Times in 11,823 Posts Gameroom Barn Bucks: $9018209	did it sound like a motorcycle changing gears?

01-15-2022, 8:08am	#7
DJ_Critterus Explosive Salami Stall Owner #1120.2520 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Not Ceasing & Desisting on the leeward side of Anger Island Posts: 52,382 Thanks: 21,761 Thanked 27,960 Times in 11,823 Posts Gameroom Barn Bucks: $9018209	I remember years ago we had jsut moved from Italy and were here maybe less 2-3 years. My family decides to drive down to tampa for a day at Busch Gardens. So, it's my parents, my little brother, and two of his best friends in the minivan. We get to the parking lot and are waiting in line because it hadn't opened yet. I was sitting in the middle row agains the driver side and the sliding door was on the passenger side. So...I let it rip. Mom, dad, my brother, and his friends all start gagging and get out of the van and they leave the doors open. I'm still inside laughing my head off because I have no sense of smell. Other people in their cars are looking around then start pointing and laughing when they realize what happened. Man, everyone still talks about that fart to this day and that happened in '96 or '97.

01-15-2022, 3:00pm	#19
DJ_Critterus Explosive Salami Stall Owner #1120.2520 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Not Ceasing & Desisting on the leeward side of Anger Island Posts: 52,382 Thanks: 21,761 Thanked 27,960 Times in 11,823 Posts Gameroom Barn Bucks: $9018209	I bet Gozar never gets the chance to wash his underwear before throwing them out.

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