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View Poll Results: I met a little Hottie from Brazil
Hai Karate 1 5.56%
Brut 0 0%
Old Spice 2 11.11%
stfu Snikplosskin 11 61.11%
natural body oder 4 22.22%
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Old 12-23-2019, 10:16am   #61
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If it works out i will. I'am taking her out on a boat either towards Catalina or stay in the Marina and eat at the Queen Mary.

Is that a new euphemism I'm not aware of?

If you get to "eat at the Queen Mary", let us know if she is full Brazilian or only 1/1024.
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Do not wear cologne. I never do and I have to fight the ladies off.
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Do not wear cologne. I never do and I have to fight the flies off. My natural musk is where it's at

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Is that a new euphemism I'm not aware of?

If you get to "eat at the Queen Mary", let us know if she is full Brazilian or only 1/1024.





Look up the Queen Mary aeroheim.
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Old 12-23-2019, 12:58pm   #66
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Look up the Queen Mary aeroheim.

The joke store called. They noticed you were locked out again. The password is:

F-A-C-E-T-I-O-U-S


Your welcome "DOH"-heim.
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pics or she's not real.
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I haven't taken her out yet.
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I haven't taken her out yet.


Does the box have "air holes"?
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Does the box have "air holes"?
Brazilian blowup dolls don't need air holes.
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Ha! Hey I wear deodorant.


Does anyone know Elizavettes nationality? I know she was Hispanic....
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Does anyone know Elizavettes nationality? I know she was Hispanic....
I'd guess she's American. Don't know her heritage.
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I'd guess she's American. Don't know her heritage.
Haha. Technicalities.
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I'd guess she's American. Don't know her heritage.







She's hispanic from L.A so you could probably rule out Irish.
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She looks Brazilian.
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She looks Brazilian.

Brazilian eyebrows for sure.
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Brazilian eyebrows for sure.



How would you know. You haven't got laid since Jim McConn was Mayor of Houston.
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How would you know. You haven't got laid since Jim McConn was Mayor of Houston.

If eyebrows are equal to getting laid, you should turn your upcoming date over to someone who knows what they're doing.


Ugh, I guess I have to explain it.

Brazilian - Removal of all hair

Eyebrows are Brazilian - Get it?

That means you didn't understand my picture reference either.
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