My bowel prediction...

[BOTY]

Originally Posted by kingpin

My first KETO shit was a doozy.
I think it was from the huge amounts of fiber I ingested from Avocados and not enough water in my diet.
I sat on the toilet for about an hour trying to get one ginormous, dense log out.
I was in excruciating pain for about 59:59 minutes until it started to pass and then it stopped. Pain came back ten fold.
Took another 10 minutes to pass it. Thought I was going to pass out. I was screaming at the ****er to get the **** out of my ass.
Felt like I was passing broken glass.
The next day I started having prostate problems. Coincidence?

Poop knife for the win.

[kingpin]

Originally Posted by MadInNc

We are sending the “special bus” to help KP

@kingpin

I called this guy but they said he was busy.

[Mike Mercury]