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01-15-2022, 2:08am | #1 | ||||||
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I reached Boss Level tonight….
I ripped one with such duration and quality that it fogged up my glasses tonight. I have my 27 year old son as witness to said event. He laughed right before he started to feel ill.
True story. I can die a happy man now. |
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Life goal attained
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Check it off the bucket list, then go see a doctor . Congrats.
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did it sound like a motorcycle changing gears?
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Congratulations!
When I heard a small chuckle from my dad it was time to be worried, very worried. Especially in the car. I’ve tried to carry on the family tradition, but I have all daughters. A friend of mine holds the highly sought after coveted honor. While out on a boat, in open air, after dinner he let go of what can only be described as perfection. His wife lost her entire dinner over the side. My stomach hurt from laughing so hard. Those were the days... |
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I remember years ago we had jsut moved from Italy and were here maybe less 2-3 years. My family decides to drive down to tampa for a day at Busch Gardens. So, it's my parents, my little brother, and two of his best friends in the minivan. We get to the parking lot and are waiting in line because it hadn't opened yet.
I was sitting in the middle row agains the driver side and the sliding door was on the passenger side. So...I let it rip. Mom, dad, my brother, and his friends all start gagging and get out of the van and they leave the doors open. I'm still inside laughing my head off because I have no sense of smell. Other people in their cars are looking around then start pointing and laughing when they realize what happened. Man, everyone still talks about that fart to this day and that happened in '96 or '97. |
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Bunch of old farts here.
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I once cleared an aisle in the grocery store. Actually deli counter with customers waiting, even got the girl cutting the meat
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When you make your own eyes water,it is then you have arrived grasshopper
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Two words: Pilot. Light.
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Mrs. Dude doesn't buy it She says "your glasses don't fog from a giant fart".
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When I have to say "I'm sorry" to myself I know that was a good one
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but let somebody else pass the fart of the melenium, you can't stomach it? I was in Best Buy on Black Friday a few years ago. I turned into an empty isle, and was nearly suffocated by the smell of someone's turkey dinner, but my glasses did not fog up. |
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I bet Gozar never gets the chance to wash his underwear before throwing them out.
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Words you never wanted to hear in my house growing up...
Don't go in there |
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