What's Wrong with My Toaster?

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

I did not pay retail, as on my way into wally's to purchase I was confronted by a friendly homeless man.
He explained he was a personal shopping assistant, and here to help.
I told him what I was going to buy, he told me to go back to my car and wait for him.
He returned with the toaster AND only charged me $15.00, as he explained he used his frequent shopper points to get a huge discount for me.
I would do it again.

A consummate professional would've provided you a receipt for instances just like this.

[LATB]

I thought this thread was going to be about EV’s….

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by LATB

I thought this thread was going to be about EV’s….

It will be. GSC3 is probably at the charging station topping off his toaster and will be along shortly.

[Aerovette]

Have you tried watering it?

Try heavier bread or push it down with a butter knife.

[AUTOHOLIC]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

Do not play games, get a Smeg, the Duesenberg of toasters:

https://www.smeg.com/us/toasters/4-slot-toasters

So what is so special about this one? My black Continental from WalMart does everything this one reports to do and it was about $20.00

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by AUTOHOLIC

So what is so special about this one? My black Continental from WalMart does everything this one reports to do and it was about $20.00

Already stated... he's the toast of the town with that gadget

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by AUTOHOLIC

So what is so special about this one? My black Continental from WalMart does everything this one reports to do and it was about $20.00

Can toast at least two different shades, rare and burnt!!

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by LATB

I thought this thread was going to be about EV’s….

DAMN it! I was going to post that I thought the OP just bought an EV but you beat me to it.

You KNOW we're a bunch of old boomers if we're posting about real toasters....and are actually reading threads about them.

[Frankie the Fink]

And who knows where the word "toaster" came from ????

HINT: Colonial period of America.

[theandies]

I've never had a problem putting the bread in and pushing the little lever down. Works every time.

[KenHorse]

Originally Posted by Frankie the Fink

And who knows where the word "toaster" came from ????

Jeff Spicolli from Ridgemont High?

[theandies]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

Do not play games, get a Smeg, the Duesenberg of toasters:

https://www.smeg.com/us/toasters/4-slot-toasters

$275 to toast bread. I don't think so.

[theandies]

Originally Posted by KenHorse

Jeff Spicolli from Ridgemont High?

That's stoner

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by KenHorse

Jeff Spicolli from Ridgemont High?

**** Sean Penn.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

DAMN it! I was going to post that I thought the OP just bought an EV but you beat me to it.

You KNOW we're a bunch of old boomers if we're posting about real toasters....and are actually reading threads about them.

You want non political topics in OT? Well, here you are, right here.....antique toaster repair. And so far, I haven't received any serious diagnosing help.

[mtnman]

Originally Posted by LATB

I thought this thread was going to be about EV’s….

Beat me to it

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by Bill

You want non political topics in OT? Well, here you are, right here.....antique toaster repair. And so far, I haven't received any serious diagnosing help.

Okay, serious advice: Toss that POS in the trash, then go to Walmart and buy a new $20 toaster.

YW

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

Okay, serious advice: Toss that POS in the trash, then go to Walmart and buy a new $20 toaster.

YW

Like my non functioning Bose Wave clock radio, I don't want a new toaster, I just want THIS toaster to work. I don't even use it for myself, I've got a toaster oven for bagels, frozen pizzas, etc.

I like dragging it out for guests to marvel at, and this last time, I was embarrassed when I drug it out and it wouldn't work.

[Moond0ggie]

Reboot the toaster & see if it passes all the self test startup processes ,
then log into the Admin menu & go to 'Diagnostics' & check the error journal
for the last error report .

You may need to perform the 'Factory Reset' procedure & then re-link it to your
smart phone & then perform the set up configuration process to re-enter your saved settings .

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by Bill

You want non political topics in OT? Well, here you are, right here.....antique toaster repair. And so far, I haven't received any serious diagnosing help.

Start by using a volt meter.