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06-03-2023, 2:01pm | #1 | ||||||
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I peed at Wal-Mart today...
I urinated at the Simi Valley Wal-Mart this morning.
The restroom was relatively clean, I would give it about a 6.5 out of 10. I didn't notice anything erroneous...like a random pubic hair on the wall for example. When I was mid stream, I noticed an individual flushed in one of the stalls. I'm assuming this person was defecating, as there was a faint odor of feces in the air. Also, this individual neglected to wash their hands. Obviously, if that was an employee it would be contrary to company policy...but most likely it was a customer. I'm hoping I didn't finger any product that he touched with his unsanitary hands. Otherwise it was a relatively good experience. There was some random graffiti etched into the urinal. I really don't understand why you would mark your gang territory on a urinal or toilet, but then again I'm not in a street gang. Wal-Mart 255 Cochran St Simi Valley, CA 93065 |
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Thnaks.
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Excellent review, will read again.
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Which gender bathroom did you choose that day, and why?
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My brother was in the bathroom at the Walmart out in Saline a few weeks ago washing his hands after taking a leak when the biggest freaking rat he’s ever seen came scurrying along and almost ran over his feet. I guess they startled each other pretty good.
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The only time I pee in a Wal*Mart is when Wifie's Bolt is charging up outside.
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Do we need to know you identified a shit smell in the air and that you were looking for pubes hanging from walls?
When I got to go, I'd go anywhere unless it looks like this.. |
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06-03-2023, 3:50pm | #11 | ||||||
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so you were identifying as a man?
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California? You should have just peed in a dressing room. Nobody would have batted an eye. |
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Reminds me why I don't go in a big box store terlet, be it male or female.
A few years back at a Menard's (Midwest Home Despot competitor), someone put gel type super glue on the toilet seat. Hilarity ensued. Edit: Oops, it was Wally World. Thought it happened here too, couldn't find it. https://theworld.org/stories/2012-06...rt-toilet-seat |
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Who the **** plants their ass on a turlet seat in a public place without closely scrutinizing the seat first? It reminds me of women who get pissed because they fall in because someone left the seat up.
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This is YELP worthy. You should post it as a review.
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Should have also used the one in the back of the store to mark your territory
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That bottom one looks like something I saw in an old hangar in Sendai Japan. I just stood up an peed down in it?
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