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Old 06-03-2023, 10:39am   #1
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Default Ever been so drunk you don't want to LEAVE work?

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Ft. Meyers Chevy house. She's a cutie. Cuban, maybe?


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How drunk do you have to be to not want to leave work? Definitely employee of the month material.

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As a former toddler, I can understand her frustration!

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She really called him unprofessional while she's drunk at work 😂 Incredible lack of self awareness there 😭 lol

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The fact her mother wouldn't even bother to pick her up, tells me this isn't the first time this as happened.

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This isn't even being drunk. It's living with absolute ZERO accountability your whole life and refusing to be wrong. She was drunk on pointless pride.
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Old 06-03-2023, 10:46am   #2
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She needs some muffler action.

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Must have been Victory Lane Chevrolet.
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Must have been Victory Lane Chevrolet.
*Victory Layne.
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*Victory Layne.
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Old 06-03-2023, 5:26pm   #6
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With all the histrionics she reminds me of AOC.
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No, and never been so drunk I'd purchase an extended warranty either... Or anything else from a person with a foreign accent.
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She's kinda flat chested.

What kind of cuffs are those BTW.
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She's kinda flat chested.

What kind of cuffs are those BTW.
The kind of cuffs you carry around in a duffel bag in your car trunk along with duct tape, chloroform, a stun gun and a jar of vaseline.
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Like the 24 year old twit that drunkenly crashed into a couple a few hours after their wedding and killed the bride and put the groom in a coma. Now she's realized she's gonna be in the "graybar hotel" for years and she's depressesed. Boo hoo.
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The kind of cuffs you carry around in a duffel bag in your car trunk along with duct tape, chloroform, a stun gun and a jar of vaseline.
You sound like a man with experience!!!
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Did they already cart away her co-worker "Felonee"?

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Did they already cart away her co-worker "Felonee"?

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Maybe, just maybe, they need to review their hiring practices.
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She's kinda flat chested.

What kind of cuffs are those BTW.
Kind of? Bitch got no titties!

They're black cuffs. They match the color of most felons.
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You know, her sister also works there. She's called Miss Demeanor.
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Kind of? Bitch got no titties!
Big Theresa and Olga in county lockup won't mind; it'll be a night to remember.
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Kind of? Bitch got no titties!

They're black cuffs. They match the color of most felons.
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Old 06-05-2023, 6:40pm   #18
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Since she's got some time off, hope she wasn't too drunk to fish.

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Old 06-05-2023, 8:14pm   #19
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She's a Cutie. Cuban, maybe?






Dude you must live in some ugly town.
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Dude you must live in some ugly town.
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