I peed at Wal-Mart today...

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by slewfoot

That bottom one looks like something I saw in an old hangar in Sendai Japan. I just stood up an peed down in it?

Yep, that's simple. To take a dump its a bit complicated

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by slewfoot

That bottom one looks like something I saw in an old hangar in Sendai Japan. I just stood up an peed down in it?

Public restroom in a nice park in Tokyo. I had to shit. I waited until we found a better place.

[ZipZap]

Fascinating...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

[Lakota]

I never use the restroom in front of the store in WM. I found out years ago they have a restroom in back of the store which is less used and cleaner. Also the one I go to open a individual family restroom in which you are alone. Life is good.
"Only in America".

As an old coot, the only time I don't feel like peeing, is when I'm peeing.

[Frankie the Fink]

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit

Who the **** plants their ass on a turlet seat in a public place without closely scrutinizing the seat first? It reminds me of women who get pissed because they fall in because someone left the seat up.

That is what those paper "ass gaskets" on the wall dispensers are for,, The trick is to stick one on the seat and plant your backside on it quickly before the automatic flusher sucks it down by the crotch extension. I went through 6 in one "setting".

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Frankie the Fink

That is what those paper "ass gaskets" on the wall dispensers are for,, The trick is to stick one on the seat and plant your backside on it quickly before the automatic flusher sucks it down by the crotch extension. I went through 6 in one "setting".

You're doing it wrong. Next time, grab a tube of RTV sealant from the automotive department, lay down a bead on the toilet seat, THEN put down the gasket. Allow it to set for a minute, then sit down.

You won't even need the high temp version, unless you had eaten at Taco Bell prior to your visit.

Easy Peasy.

[Bruze]

This sounds like a Mussolini thread.

Whatever happened to him anyway?

[StaticCling]

Originally Posted by Mick

Thnaks.

Yoru Weclome

[jw38]

Originally Posted by Tikiman

California? You should have just peed in a dressing room. Nobody would have batted an eye.

**** that. There's no need to waste time going inside. It's California...just shit or pee on the sidewalk.