Eat a Bag of Dicks!

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by ft laud mike

There are no gruntled vets, only disgruntled

Last time I went to Universal Orlando, I got the scooter like I usually do, but didn't put my name on it. Instead I put down "DYSFUNCTIONAL DISGRUNTLED VETERAN"

getting into the elevator to get to the Hogwarts Express train, the cast member asked my why I was "dysfunctional."

"I'm handicap in a scooter. Take a guess..."

She shot back with, "That must explain the disgruntled part, too, huh?"

"Nah, I'm just an asshole. It comes naturally." She laughed

[ToolMaker]

The comments were great!

[Learpilot]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Last time I went to Universal Orlando, I got the scooter like I usually do, but didn't put my name on it. Instead I put down "DYSFUNCTIONAL DISGRUNTLED VETERAN"

getting into the elevator to get to the Hogwarts Express train, the cast member asked my why I was "dysfunctional."

"I'm handicap in a scooter. Take a guess..."

She shot back with, "That must explain the disgruntled part, too, huh?"

"Nah, I'm just an asshole. It comes naturally." She laughed

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