New script for 2 1/2 men

[LMJ]

With Charlie out for a while here is a new script.

Have Charlie go nuts (like in real life). Gets committed to an institution, with Allan as his legal guardian.

Allan moves into the beach house and starts doing all Charlies old girl friends.

Fires Berta and gets a really hot live in maid.

Sends Jake to military school, and Evelyn marries a rich Texas oilman and moves to Dallas. When she comes to visit she can stay in Charlies house. Some of the visits can be several episodes.

You take it from here.
LJ

[LATB]

Charlie dies in a hotel room.

Show is canceled.

Producers continue to make millions in syndication.

End of story.

[NEVRL8T]

Originally Posted by LarsAtTheBeach

Charlie dies in a hotel room.

Show is canceled.

Producers continue to make millions in syndication.

End of story.

I would normally agree but if he ain't kicked it by now, he's safe. You can't kill that son of a bitch.

[Cybercowboy]

Charley gets curb-stomped by a group of Himalayan monks.

Allan tries to intervene and is eviscerated by a female ninja.

Berta accidentally gets her hand stuck in the garbage disposal and has to chew through her arm to escape. She almost makes it before succumbing to gangrene.

Jake finds her swollen, discolored, stinky corpse and is so distraught by this and the news of the curb-stomping/evisceration that he jumps off a bridge to his death.

Then everybody else that was ever on the show arrive together on a doomed flight that has catastrophic landing gear failure. Only the flight crew survives the carnage.

[Olustee bus]

Charlie wakes up and is now in the ward from "One Flew over the Cuckoos nest". He is very comfortable there and takes over takes over where Jack left off.

Berta Picks up Jake on her Harley and goes to Sturgis where Jake becomes a tattoo artist and it is a spin off.

Alan finally admits he is gay and goes to Colorado and marries a gay cop. Alans photo is plastered all over the Corvette forum.

[LMJ]

Originally Posted by Olustee bus

Charlie wakes up and is now in the ward from "One Flew over the Cuckoos nest". He is very comfortable there and takes over takes over where Jack left off.

Berta Picks up Jake on her Harley and goes to Sturgis where Jake becomes a tattoo artist and it is a spin off.

Alan finally admits he is gay and goes to Colorado and marries a gay cop. Alans photo is plastered all over the Corvette forum.

This has merit.
LJ

[MrPeabody]

Originally Posted by Olustee bus

Charlie wakes up and is now in the ward from "One Flew over the Cuckoos nest". He is very comfortable there and takes over takes over where Jack left off.

Berta Picks up Jake on her Harley and goes to Sturgis where Jake becomes a tattoo artist and it is a spin off.

Alan finally admits he is gay and goes to Colorado and marries a gay cop. Alans photo is plastered all over the Corvette forum.

Only thing you forgot was Alan grows a mustache.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by Olustee bus

Charlie wakes up and is now in the ward from "One Flew over the Cuckoos nest". He is very comfortable there and takes over takes over where Jack left off.

Berta Picks up Jake on her Harley and goes to Sturgis where Jake becomes a tattoo artist and it is a spin off.

Alan finally admits he is gay and goes to Colorado and marries a gay cop. Alans photo is plastered all over the Corvette forum.

OK...dis is teh funny