Joke...

[lspencer534]

A Brigade of ISIS soldiers is moving down a road when when they hear a voice from behind a sand dune: "One man from Texas is better than ten ISIS soldiers."

The ISIS Commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the sand dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, followed by...silence.

The voice again call out: "One man from Texas is better than 100 ISIS terrorists."

Furious, the ISIS Commander sends his next best 100 men over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After ten minutes of battle, again there is...silence.

The voice calls out again: "One man from Texas is better than 1,000 ISIS jihadists." The enraged ISIS Commander musters 1,000 of his men and sends them over the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought. Then...silence.

Eventually one badly wounder ISIS fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his Commander: "Don't send any more men...it's a trap: There are two of them!".

[MEANZ06]

[Mike Mercury]