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Old 11-24-2012, 10:51am   #1
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Default Dear Lord, please let me win the Power Ball this time....
I promise to give at least 20% to charitable causes (the Shriners...and maybe in a search for a good QB for the jagwads) after I'm done being raped by the government before I split the take amongst my family.

that is all.
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Old 11-24-2012, 10:54am   #2
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Sorry DJ. I beat you to it.
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Old 11-24-2012, 10:56am   #3
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Yeah right. if you did, you be over at CF rubbing Utah's nose in it
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I promise to give at least 20% to charitable causes (the Shriners...and maybe in a search for a good QB for the jagwads) after I'm done being raped by the government before I split the take amongst my family.

that is all.
Don't forget a frame joiner for the moose up north.
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Old 11-24-2012, 11:04am   #5
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[GOD] What, no pony?[/GOD]
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Old 11-24-2012, 11:24am   #6
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Don't forget to break off a cool mill or two to your buddy joebuck
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Don't forget a frame joiner for the moose up north.
I've already prayed for you and God said there was no hope.

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[GOD] What, no pony?[/GOD]
Nope... not even a Pony Car

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Don't forget to break off a cool mill or two to your buddy joebuck
i was thinking some armored shorts for you, a nice truck, and a bass boat.
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Yeah right. if you did, you be over at CF rubbing Utah's nose in it
I'd love it if you won and did exactly that. Good luck!!
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I fi come up in this bitch and buy all the hotel rooms for you all come the next Barn Raising you'll know what happened
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I hope you win it DJ. You gave your sanity and your health in service to our country. You deserve it.
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I hope you win it DJ. You gave your sanity and your health in service to our country. You deserve it.
that's the least of my worries. Wait, my sanity... I see what you did there

Hey, if i do win, will you hook me up with a dinner date with Maddie?
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I hope you win it DJ. You gave your sanity and your health in service to our country. You deserve it.
So you trying to make us other folk who are playing feel guilty when we win?
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My wife is pissed, I forgot to pick up tickets
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So you trying to make us other folk who are playing feel guilty when we win?
Hell yeah. Gotta share with your friends. This is completely voluntary so it's not one of them PR&C redistribution threads.
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You can get tickets until 9:59 PM eastern time

Go before your wife beats you with a sock full of pennies when you sleep
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Hell yeah. Gotta share with your friends. This is completely voluntary so it's not one of them PR&C redistribution threads.
I can spend the wealth voluntarily
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You can get tickets until 9:59 PM eastern time

Go before your wife beats you with a sock full of pennies when you sleep
Ain't gonna happen, already have a couple pops under the belt and not getting in the car!
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Tis the point here In all seriousness, my Shriner friends back in TX could use some upgraded ATVs for their parade fleet and a few other things and that'd be the first purchases with all the loot.
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If you win and open up you B&B "Breasts & More Breasts" you can hire me as your COA. .
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