Tarzan and Jane

[DaveK88]

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to
Him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how
He had sex.

"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.."

Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will
Show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.

"Here," she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable
Manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed,
"What did you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."

[Z06PDQ]

an anthropologist was interviewing Tarzan once & writing down his answers. he asked Tarzan "what do you call your lion?" Tarz says "Simba." "what do you call your monkey?" Tarz says "Cheetah." "what do you call your mate?" Tarz- "Jane" "what is Jane's whole name?" Tarz- "Jane's hole name p***y."

[1TZSLO]

HAHAHA funny stuff

[Vet4jdc]

[NEVRL8T]

Tarzan was swinging through the jungle one day and the vine broke. He fell a great distance, destroying an arm, putting out an eye, and ripping his Johnson from his groin. A surgeon, a scientist and a urologist happened upon him while on a safari. The surgeon took a look at the mangled arm and decided that he could take the arm from a gorilla and transplant on Tarzan's body. The scientist decided that he could harvest an eye from a hawk and insert it into Tarzan's skull. The urologist decided that he could remove the trunk from an infant elephant and attach it to Tarzan's groin. All of the surgeries went well, Tarzan recuperated and went on his way. A year later, the same three men made a return trip to Africa and located Tarzan. They quizzed him on the state of his health and Tarzan said "All good except for one". The surgeon said "well, I was afraid that arm wouldn't work right". Tarzan said "no, arm great. Tarzan swing through jungle all day. Never get tired." The scientist said "well, it's the eye. I knew it." Tarzan said "no, eye perfect. Tarzan see for miles." The urologist said "well, that narrows it down. I was afraid you wouldn't be able to urinate properly with that elephant trunk." Tarzan said "no, I piss like a geyser but everytime I try to schit it wants to shove grass up my ass."

[Sneaks]

[wwomanC6]

[sexxygurl]

Good ones!