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Old 07-26-2011, 11:20am   #1
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Now all you heathens pay attention cuz I'm only gonna go through this the one time.

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I think he forgot to carry a one on the far right side near the middle.
No, that's his lunch order.
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Old 07-26-2011, 11:24am   #3
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I think he forgot to carry a one on the far right side near the middle.
And that's only one mood. Where are the other "billboards" for those?
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Old 07-26-2011, 11:25am   #4
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Old 07-26-2011, 11:26am   #5
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And that's only one mood. Where are the other "billboards" for those?
Moods? I have an Irish wife and a half-Irish daughter. What are moods? I've never experienced those.



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Old 07-26-2011, 11:30am   #6
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Are the other 3 boards behind this one? Cuz that certainly is not a complete set of instructions.
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Old 07-26-2011, 12:21pm   #8
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And your point is?
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Old 07-26-2011, 12:24pm   #9
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And your point is?
Women are more complex, and certainly, in my wife and daughter's opinions, more highly evolved than men. My daughter, being the doctor, pointed out that the Genito-Urinary system of men featured a cloaca while the female plumbing was more advanced from an evolutionary perspective. Then, she said something about "pissing up a rope" which I did not fully understand.



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Old 07-26-2011, 12:27pm   #10
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Perhaps she was pissed off.
May have been something related to "moods"...apparently redheads have them.



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Are the other 3 boards behind this one? Cuz that certainly is not a complete set of instructions.
This is merely the table of contents.
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Then, she said something about "pissing up a rope" which I did not fully understand.

I think she's talking about that stream of ejaculate matter that's emitted from the penis during urination following sexual climax. At least, that's what I've always called it.
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Women are more complex, and certainly, in my wife and daughter's opinions, more highly evolved than men. My daughter, being the doctor, pointed out that the Genito-Urinary system of men featured a cloaca while the female plumbing was more advanced from an evolutionary perspective. Then, she said something about "pissing up a rope" which I did not fully understand.



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Ask the good doctor why it is that a man can run as hard as he can from First base to Second, dive onto his belly, sliding the final 15 feet, mostly on his external genitalia, covered only in cloth, get up dust himself off and be good to go.

Whereas a woman with her more highly advanced system can walk down a hall and sneeze, and require an expensive trip to an OB/GYN.
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i think you dropped a conversion factor of 12..... and you reversed a +/- sign...
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Moods? I have an Irish wife and a half-Irish daughter. What are moods? I've never experienced those.



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May have been something related to "moods"...apparently redheads have them.



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I love that your wife & family have Irish blood...kinda makes us family.

Larry, er...I mean לארי
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Now all you heathens pay attention cuz I'm only gonna go through this the one time.

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And one must not forget to mention, a little out of the subject area but these can also result in a trip to Victoria's Secret to replace the bra.
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Ask the good doctor why it is that a man can run as hard as he can from First base to Second, dive onto his belly, sliding the final 15 feet, mostly on his external genitalia, covered only in cloth, get up dust himself off and be good to go.

Whereas a woman with her more highly advanced system can walk down a hall and sneeze, and require an expensive trip to an OB/GYN.
try pushing out a baby and u'll understand more
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Moods...the easy way out!
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