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Old 01-10-2011, 2:21pm   #21
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I actually used the truth one day while DJing at a titty bar in Jacksonville. It was the beginning of summer and some gorgeous 18 y/o who had jsut graduate HS was starting her first day. I asked here WTF is a hot young girl like you doing in a dive like this? Onc eyou get in, it's hard to leave so make sure you leave the drugs alone and don't let me catch you drinking since you'r underage.

Yeah, DJ got some and she went on to find a better job not working in a nudie bar. Yeah, TLH would resent me but I was proud since us DJ's in that bar had an unwritten rule we wouldn't help chicks fresh out of HS ruin their lives by starting a "dancing career" without trying other options first.
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Not yet, but it's not from a lack of me trying.
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"I drive a Dodge"
Hey look... Al Bundy in the house.
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Can I have your cherry? No, stupid, the one in your drink.

The word for the night is legs. Now, let's go upstairs and spread the word.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could we meet between the Holidays?

Hi, my name's Joebuck.

I've got a 12" dick, and a dozen roses..... and a pick up truck (wait, that might work. Thanks Rodney).

Do you have daddy issues?

All my firends and a few strangers said you are great in bed. Is it true?
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" My name is Joe buck, and I came here to feck."

also.. acceptable is

"Look sweetheart, if you think your ready to go 10 rounds with the champ. Then lets get out of here."
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You got one wrong. Its

" My name is Joe buck, and I came here to feck."
She'll introduce you to her brother

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also.. acceptable is

"Look sweetheart, if you think your ready to go 10 rounds with the champ. Then lets get out of here."
She'll ask you to introduce her to the champ and probalby do him in your bathroom.
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She'll introduce you to her brother



She'll ask you to introduce her to the champ and probalby do him in your bathroom.

lookie here scooter,that last one works. Believe it or not.
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lookie here scooter,that last one works. Believe it or not.
Lookie here, Dingus, she won't ask for your lightweight champ. She'll ask to meet some other champ
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Lookie here, Dingus, she won't ask for your lightweight champ. She'll ask to meet some other champ
she is more than welcome to find the light weight after I break her hip.
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she is more than welcome to find the light weight after I break her hip.
I'm sure bagging a slim with a baseball bat is a felony.
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I'm sure bagging a slim with a baseball bat is a felony.
well she sure likes it.
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well she sure likes it.
nancy Kerrigan that mofo
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Old 01-10-2011, 3:22pm   #33
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nancy Kerrigan that mofo
Oh ... I'm talking Ron Jeremy that hoe.
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Oh ... I'm talking Ron Jeremy that hoe.
Ummm... you're gonna have to buy a dill dough or get a friend to help you then
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Let me know when you and my friend are done with the bathroom. I gotta pee.
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"So are you gonna suck my **** or not?" probably won't work that often but if it does you'll know you've found someone special.
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A brown Dodge Dart with 276,000 miles on it?
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A brown Dodge Dart with 276,000 miles on it which you can only get parts for in Cuba?
Correction made

The Al bundy joke has already been covered but we'll let this slide sinc eyou have a pic
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