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Old 01-10-2011, 3:58pm   #41
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Does this look infected to you?
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Old 01-10-2011, 3:59pm   #42
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Italian Guy ~ "Do you have any Italian in you?"

"NO"

Italian Guy ~ "Do you want some?"
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Old 01-10-2011, 4:08pm   #43
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Italian Guy ~ "Do you have any Italian in you?"

"NO"

Italian Guy ~ "Do you want some?"
I always ask the Mrs. if she would like some Italian sausage
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Old 01-10-2011, 4:11pm   #44
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i have embroidered floor mats...

want to claybar a fender?
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Old 01-10-2011, 4:16pm   #45
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I'm Sorry I'm from Connecticut



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Old 01-10-2011, 4:27pm   #46
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I always ask the Mrs. if she would like some Italian sausage
Hot Italian sausage may have worked...
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Old 01-10-2011, 4:45pm   #48
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I'm Sorry I'm from Connecticut



(points to whoever gets that one)
I was there when he said it

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Old 01-10-2011, 4:45pm   #49
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"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
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Old 01-10-2011, 4:51pm   #50
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I've got a gun, get in the car
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Old 01-10-2011, 4:51pm   #51
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Hot Italian sausage may have worked...
Or Hard salami
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Old 01-10-2011, 4:52pm   #52
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Can I push up your stool?
WTF? nice ninja edit!
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Old 01-10-2011, 4:54pm   #53
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WTF?
OK, Who the feck Mazz'd my quote. Skia that bastard
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Old 01-10-2011, 5:00pm   #54
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"Hi....I'm the one your Mother warned you about"


And I actually got away with using this one -

"My car just hit a Water Buffalo, can I borrow your towel?" (Stolen from Chevy Chase)

....Said as my then future wife walked out of the bathroom at a friend's (Female friend) house wearing just a towel after a shower.
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Old 01-10-2011, 5:38pm   #55
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Assless chaps. nothing more needs to be said
Hey whatever works....
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Old 01-10-2011, 5:47pm   #56
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Me == "Hey, you wanna get some pizza and F()ck?"

Any female == "NO!!"

Me == "what? You don't like pizza?"
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Old 10-26-2012, 3:50pm   #57
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Old 10-26-2012, 3:55pm   #58
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Here's a line a girl used on me in college once (at a party around 11PM, while I was sitting outside smoking a cigarette...) She sat down beside me, lit one up of her own, turned to me, and said:

"In about 45 minutes we're going to leave here, go back to my place, and f**k."

It worked.
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Old 10-26-2012, 5:07pm   #59
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Has this thread risen from the dead in honor of Halloween?
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Old 10-26-2012, 6:13pm   #60
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Does this look infected to you?
For once, I'm glad you didn't post a pic.
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