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Old 01-10-2011, 10:53am   #1
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Add your favorite worst pickup line. Maybe with a comprehensive list Joebuck can learn what NOT to say to chicks.

"Hey, you remind me of somebody I met while I was in prison."
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Old 01-10-2011, 10:55am   #2
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Nice shoes....wanna ****
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Old 01-10-2011, 10:59am   #3
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Hey bish wana feek?
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Old 01-10-2011, 11:05am   #4
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How rich are you? I need a beer.
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Can I have your cherry? No, stupid, the one in your drink.

The word for the night is legs. Now, let's go upstairs and spread the word.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could we meet between the Holidays?

Hi, my name's Joebuck.

I've got a 12" dick, and a dozen roses..... and a pick up truck (wait, that might work. Thanks Rodney).

Do you have daddy issues?

All my firends and a few strangers said you are great in bed. Is it true?
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I told Mrs. TG this weekend, "Nice legs, what time do they open?" to get a laugh.

It worked Go figure
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Old 01-10-2011, 11:18am   #7
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I told Mrs. TG this weekend, "Nice legs, what time do they open?" to get a laugh.

It worked Go figure
Pics or it never happened
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Old 01-10-2011, 11:21am   #8
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I told Mrs. TG this weekend, "Nice legs, what time do they open?" to get a laugh.

It worked Go figure
that's cheating, she's Mrs. TG....
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that's cheating, she's Mrs. TG....
Technically it's cheating if it wasn't with Mrs. TG.
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Nice shoes....wanna ****
does it work?
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Old 01-10-2011, 11:36am   #12
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Assless chaps. nothing more needs to be said
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does it work?
Depends.

You have to be really sincere.
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No time for pics.

Had to strike while the iron...err... wife was hot
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No time for pics.

Had to strike while the iron...err... wife was hot
"Is it hard? Well, stick it in-I gotta fold these clothes!"

Chris Rock, talking about married sex.
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Old 01-10-2011, 12:00pm   #16
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Hi There!.............I'm "THE" moderator on "THE" Corvette Forum!!
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Hi There!.............I'm "THE" moderator on "THE" Corvette Forum!!
he said, as every pair of legs in the world slammed shut.
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Old 01-10-2011, 12:11pm   #18
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"Excuse me, but is your husband married?"
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Old 01-10-2011, 12:24pm   #19
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This one works everytime... "You remind me of my dead sister..."
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I know a guy who once said to a girl, "You look too smart to be from this town."
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