Finger in my butt

[Blademaker]

Of all days to have my yearly physical, it had to be today.

1) All my doctors are women.
This is due to the fact that I'm a wuss when it comes to pain inflicted on me by someone other than myself.
2) Their fingers are smaller.

"Mr Davis, you're liver numbers are up some, quit drinking.
You're eye sight has gotten worse, get glasses.
You've gained 7 lbs since last year."

Shit.

Basically, eat more rabbit foods and less meats. If it taste's good, spit it out.

[DAB]

awww, well, we like you just the way you are.

[Skia]

Admit it.....you just liked having a females finger up yur azz on Valentines day didn't you??

[F40]

You know the rules

[Blademaker]

Originally Posted by Skia

Admit it.....you just liked having a females finger up yur azz on Valentines day didn't you??

[DAB]

[Blademaker]

Originally Posted by F40

You know the rules

No pics of the Doc, but, FWIW, she's pretty hawt.

Cheap thrills are a way of life for me.

[MrPeabody]

You should have asked her to use two fingers so you could get a second opinion.

[F40]

Originally Posted by Blademaker

No pics of the Doc, but, FWIW, she's pretty hawt.

Cheap thrills are a way of life for me.

Tell us moar. Even lie to us Go

[Blademaker]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

You should have asked her to use two fingers so you could get a second opinion.

[Skia]

Originally Posted by Skia

Admit it.....you just liked having a females finger up yur azz on Valentines day didn't you??

Originally Posted by Blademaker

I thought so.

[Will]

I should have gone to med school....

[Blademaker]

Originally Posted by F40

Tell us moar. Even lie to us Go

Small, petite, indian descent.
Easy on the eyes, late thirties, early forties maybe........brb

[Blademaker]

Originally Posted by Skia

I thought so.

[F40]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

You should have asked her to use two fingers so you could get a second opinion.

you make me cry

[Uncle Pervey]

Originally Posted by Skia

Admit it.....you just liked having a females finger up yur azz on Valentines day didn't you??

I'd rather have a females tongue up my ass.... toss my salad biznatch!

The first time I had a finger up my ass was at a work physical on the plant site. We had a male doctor at that time. Dr. Vanis Pennington by name, when he told me to bend over and assume the position, I told him, "Listen doc, I don't really know you that well, don't you think you ought to buy me a dinner or a drink first?" He did not think it was funny... what a jackwagon.

By the way we all called the doc, Dr. Penis Vannington behind his back.

[DAB]

A woman brought a very limp duck to the veterinarian’s office. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, your pet duck Cuddles has passed away.”

The distressed owner wailed, “Are you sure?”

“Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead,” he replied.

“How can you be so sure,” she protested. “I mean, you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.

As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the lab and led it out of the exam room. He returned a few moments later with a cat.

The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. She screamed, “$150.00!” “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”

The vet shrugged. “I’m sorry. If you’d taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $150.00.”

[Skia]

Originally Posted by _Will_

I should have gone to med school....

You have always longed to have your finger up other guyz azz'z?? It's great to have a dream dude......serious....

[carlton_fritz]

Originally Posted by Blademaker

Of all days to have my yearly physical, it had to be today.

1) All my doctors are women.
This is due to the fact that I'm a wuss when it comes to pain inflicted on me by someone other than myself.
2) Their fingers are smaller.

"Mr Davis, you're liver numbers are up some, quit drinking.
You're eye sight has gotten worse, get glasses.
You've gained 7 lbs since last year."

Shit.

Basically, eat more rabbit foods and less meats. If it taste's good, spit it out.

[xXBUDXx]

Originally Posted by Blademaker

No pics of the Doc, but, FWIW, she's pretty hawt.

Cheap thrills are a way of life for me.

Hey, Indian Chief Bruisedabunghole, you forgot to mention if she is single. You have a single friend, remember.