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Old 09-16-2011, 5:35pm   #21
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Gonna be in the same position soon.

2 daughters 16 & 12.

Waiting for more sage advice!
You have a tough road to hoe. The older the kids are, it becomes exponentially tougher to handle them or establish a relationship. Odds are overwhelming that you're going to be piece of furniture/garbage to them. They would have to be exceptional kids otherwise. Sorry...but good luck.
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Gonna be in the same position soon.

2 daughters 16 & 12.

Waiting for more sage advice!
1-2 years youll be able to have a fling with the oldest daughter..depending on where you live
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Old 09-16-2011, 5:38pm   #23
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Adopt. That's what I did:
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Adopt. That's what I did:
you're a poor parent, can't even provide that waif with a full outfit...
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you're a poor parent, can't even provide that waif with a full outfit...
or shampoo to wash that greasy mess on top of her head
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Adopt. That's what I did:
Reckon she slipped right offa that sofa...


I remember those days.
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you're a poor parent, can't even provide that waif with a full outfit...
I offered, but she's sort of a "free spirit"....
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or shampoo to wash that greasy mess on top of her head
one problem at a time, let's get her dressed, then we can get her all cleaned up and shiney and smelling better than Pete's feet.
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I offered, but she's sort of a "free spirit"....
ahhh, a feral child....does she dig for worms and bugs and stuff? and grunt a lot?
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one problem at a time, let's get her dressed, then we can get her all cleaned up and shiney and smelling better than Pete's feet.
with greasy hair like that, I bet her ....oh, never mind
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with greasy hair like that, I bet her ....oh, never mind
no, no, please share with the rest of the class.....

likely she just finished working on the car (oil change) and some got in her tresses. little simple green will fix it right up. or that orange goo stuff. smells good too.
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no, no, please share with the rest of the class.....

likely she just finished working on the car (oil change) and some got in her tresses. little simple green will fix it right up. or that orange goo stuff. smells good too.
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With lips like that, I could get past the hair...

Now if she had bad teeth or a whiny, screechy voice, she'd best bring cab fare.
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With lips like that, I could get past the hair...

Now if she had bad teeth or a whiny, screechy voice, she'd best bring cab fare.
I love the helpful advice we're providing to the OP.
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ahhh, a feral child....does she dig for worms and bugs and stuff? and grunt a lot?
Well...she does grunt a lot.
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Well...she does grunt a lot.
he got good info early on.

a grunter...hmmm....makes small talk real small.
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likely she just finished working on the car (oil change) and some got in her tresses. little simple green will fix it right up. or that orange goo stuff. smells good too.
riiiight, she certainly looks like she's been working on something...not a car is my guess

go ahead and give her some of your goo
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Do not marry any woman with kids unless the kids are old enough to go on a beer run for you.
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One down, one to go... can't wait to get married again!!!!
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Do not at any time in your life marry somebody who already has kids.
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