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Old 06-23-2020, 1:59pm   #1
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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days...

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."
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Winner, winner..... chicken dinner 🍸
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Do polish normally shop at Ace? “Ace is the place with the tasty polish goods.”
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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days...

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Ace Hardware."
What's black and blue and lying under the table?
A person who just told me a Polish joke.
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What's black and blue and lying under the table?
A person who just told me a Polish joke.
Lighten up, Francis.
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Wonder when this "white face" movie is going to be taken away.


Oh, the horror~~~~~~~~~
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I've never believed in the stereotype of Polish people being stupid.

However, I did work for a Polish guy once who worked very hard every day to prove me wrong.
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I've never believed in the stereotype of Polish people being stupid.

However, I did work for a Polish guy once who worked very hard every day to prove me wrong.
BY FAR, the BEST tech I ever worked with in the TV business years ago, was Polish and just out of the .mil......worked together for a couple years, and he finally got picked up by a .gov agency.....I THINK it Bureau of Standards....

Szymanski was the last name.....
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Chicago and Milwaukee had more Pole’s than in Warsaw......

Knew one guy with 8 letters in last name, with one vowel.
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What's black and blue and lying under the table?
A person who just told me a Polish joke.
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