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Old 07-04-2021, 8:21pm   #1
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Three groups of scientists, one American team, one Russian team and a team from Iran,gathered together to decide.the true purpose of the head of a man’s.penis.
The American group spent.$50,000,000 and.stared it was for the woman’s pleasure.
The Russian team spent $60,000,000and states it was for the man’s pleasure.
The Iranian team spent a buck twenty five and said it was to keep your had from slipping off and smacking you in the forehead.
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Three groups of scientists, one American team, one Russian team and a team from Iran,gathered together to decide.the true purpose of the head of a man’s.penis.
The American group spent.$50,000,000 and.stared it was for the woman’s pleasure.
The Russian team spent $60,000,000and states it was for the man’s pleasure.
The Iranian team spent a buck twenty five and said it was to keep your dick from slipping out of the goat and smacking you in the forehead.

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