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Old 11-29-2018, 7:58am   #61
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Aunt Myrtle was getting situated at the Assisted Living Facility when the nurses warned her about Old Ed, the horny old man in the apartment next to her.

Despite the warnings, Aunt Myrtle started talking to Old Ed, and through his persistence and charm, convinced Aunt Myrtle to do the deed.

As Aunt Myrtle was removing her clothing preparing for coitus, she says to Old Ed, "I have to warn you, I have Acute Angina" to which Old Ed responds, "Well I hope so, because the rest of you looks like shit"
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Fifdy here
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Old 11-29-2018, 5:22pm   #63
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What a bunch of old farts.

Follow up question:

How many are banned from CF?

Perma-banned years ago under another name, still there today, hardly post, hardly even visit.

I think I pissed off bloatwave or some wanna-be cop, don't even remember what it was........
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Old 11-29-2018, 6:29pm   #64
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Never banned from CF, still have an active account. Rarely post or go there.
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Old 11-29-2018, 6:43pm   #65
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51 here and just about the average age of a C3 owner nowadays.Taken from a poll at CF awhile ago.
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Old 11-29-2018, 6:45pm   #66
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Never been banned from anywhere. Everybody likes me.

Except for that one guy.
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Old 11-30-2018, 1:07am   #67
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Never been banned from anywhere. Everybody likes me.

Except for that one guy.
I just banned you from this thread.
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Old 11-30-2018, 12:05pm   #69
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I just banned you from this thread.
Sure ya did.
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Old 11-30-2018, 1:14pm   #71
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Hmm?

Oh, yes, yes. I forgot to hit the ban button.

I'll do it right now.



[ahem]

Mr. Peabody, you are hereby banned from this thread.
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Old 11-30-2018, 1:17pm   #72
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No, wait. That didn't sound official enough.

Mr. Peabody, I BAN THEE.
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No, wait. That didn't sound official enough.

Mr. Peabody, I BAN THEE.
pfft, send him to the whine cellar. dilly, dilly.
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pfft, send him to the whine cellar. dilly, dilly.
Let it be said, let it be done.


Mr. Peabody? You have your orders, Sir.

Hurry along now. Pip-pip, as they say.
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Old 11-30-2018, 2:37pm   #76
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Old 11-30-2018, 8:47pm   #77
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21,003 days old (approx 57.5). My son Dax is 35.

I have a CF still account still but never go there.
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Old 11-30-2018, 9:02pm   #78
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71. Spent last Tuesday in the hospital, kidney stone attack, I've never felt pain like that in my life, even my heart attack wasn't that bad. 3 mm in size, doc said it's small enough to pass, had to piss in a strainer every time so, Thanksgiving wasn't too pleasant. Finally passed Sunday.
Finally almost back to my old self, which ain't saying much.
Getting old is a bitch.
Many kidney stones for me. First was 2001 at 40. Second was two weeks later. Good til 2011. Had five attacks from Feb til May. Then in May 2014 had one that was 7mm. Could not pass that. Had a Lithotripsy procedure instead of a retrieval. That's where they break it up.
If I have to get another procedure I will let them go in and retrieve it. Took nine days to pass the pieces. NINE. Nine long, very painful days. Avoided the retrieval because, well, I knew where they would be going in...
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71. Spent last Tuesday in the hospital, kidney stone attack, I've never felt pain like that in my life, even my heart attack wasn't that bad. 3 mm in size, doc said it's small enough to pass, had to piss in a strainer every time so, Thanksgiving wasn't too pleasant. Finally passed Sunday.
Finally almost back to my old self, which ain't saying much.
Getting old is a bitch.
56 here. I've seen some things. Some of the fun ones more than once....even some of the unfun ones.

Kidney stones, I found out my body treats morphine as candy since it didn't do shit. Yet, Tramadol works and Lidocaine overloads my system and absolutely fukks me up.
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