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Old 01-19-2020, 4:15pm   #1
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i am trying to setup a brunch for 24 on vacation at one of the houses we rented. i told the chef i wanted: a few items with local flair, and a few staples.

fugger has emailed me seven times with questions. chickee, life isn't this difficut, just put some food on a dang hot plate and watch us get hammered. a few may eat as well, i dunno.
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give him a per plate budget, hope for best.
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Old 01-19-2020, 4:27pm   #3
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give him a per plate budget, hope for best.
first email included budget, date and time, along with generic food request and headcount, as well as description of our temperament and needs.
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fugger worried about your Yelp review. Tell 'em you use Bing and his worries will dissipate
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just send a pair of folks to the local fast food place, buy a mess of stuffs, done.

if a lot, call ahead an hour or so.

"yes, we'd like to order 36 burgers, 36 fries, 24 desserts, six 20 counts of nuggets, 12 chicken sammichs, and we'll pick up some drinks separately."

get a quote, bring them the money, wait for them to prep it all, go pick it up. easy.
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You have $$$ and they don't want to fuq it up.
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fugger worried about your Yelp review. Tell 'em you use Bing and his worries will dissipate
I amost spewed, but its true I guess. its a she
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Just tell her you are a Baller and drop the mic
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i am trying to setup a brunch for 24 on vacation at one of the houses we rented. i told the chef i wanted: a few items with local flair, and a few staples.



fugger has emailed me seven times with questions. chickee, life isn't this difficut, just put some food on a dang hot plate and watch us get hammered. a few may eat as well, i dunno.


You should hire me

Cajun - check
Creole - check
Jamaican - check
Cuban - check
Thai - check
Southern - double check
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You should hire me

Cajun - check
Creole - check
Jamaican - check
Cuban - check
Thai - check
Southern - double check
if I was going to your town I would. I know you have mad skillz. unfortunately its a bit east of you
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i am trying to setup a brunch for 24 on vacation at one of the houses we rented. i told the chef i wanted: a few items with local flair, and a few strippers.

fugger has emailed me seven times with questions. chickee, life isn't this difficut, just put some food on a dang hot plate and watch us get hammered. a few may eat as well, i dunno.
WTF can't they come up with some strippers? I'd go somewhere else...
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You should hire me

Cajun - check
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Thai - check
Southern - double check
French maid outfit?
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Old 01-19-2020, 6:59pm   #13
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WTF can't they come up with some strippers? I'd go somewhere else...
ha, its 12 women in my group, don't need any hoes, lol. (read as--the drama isn't worth it)
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French maid outfit?
Why French?
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Old 01-19-2020, 7:02pm   #15
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French maid outfit?
Lippy hangs in with the guys pretty well, but in real life she is a hell of a lady. we should all be so lucky to spend time with ladies like her.
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You should hire me

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French maid outfit?
Yeah, that would be worth a slap from the wife.
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i am trying to setup a brunch for 24 on vacation at one of the houses we rented. i told the chef i wanted: a few items with local flair, and a few staples.

fugger has emailed me seven times with questions. chickee, life isn't this difficut, just put some food on a dang hot plate and watch us get hammered. a few may eat as well, i dunno.
Tell them you are the prime. Not some cock knocker putting on the show. If they canít get the hint, go to someone else.
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Why French?
All I could come up with on short notice...
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ha, its 12 women in my group, don't need any hoes, lol. (read as--the drama isn't worth it)
Hate to agree..but yeah.
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first email included budget, date and time, along with generic food request and headcount, as well as description of our temperament and needs.
Tell her to come up with a menu and you will either approve it or make a minor change. Let her "shine with a few of her specialities"
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