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Old 12-27-2021, 9:18pm   #1
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I don't even know how that is physically possible. That top coat of skin has to look like a cat slid down the side of a barn with its claws out.
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Old 12-27-2021, 9:23pm   #3
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Old 12-27-2021, 9:24pm   #4
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Gravitational forces are in full effect

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Old 12-27-2021, 9:38pm   #6
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Old 12-27-2021, 9:42pm   #7
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On hands and knees, she could trip over them.....

Medical emergency just waiting to happen.
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Old 12-27-2021, 10:11pm   #8
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bras are not catchers mitts; they're to support and stop this from happening.

Same with women and tight bluejeans... keeps the buttocks up where they belong.
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Too bad gravity doesn't affect a johnson like this. Wow, I'm 60 and it's hanging to my knees! Of course then I'd pass out from getting a boner.
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Too bad gravity doesn't affect a johnson like this. Wow, I'm 60 and it's hanging to my knees! Of course then I'd pass out from getting a boner.
There is an old joke - I don’t know who did it but it’s something like

“I’m so horny I can’t sleep! I get such a huge hard on I don’t have enough skin left to close my eyes!”

Which reminds me of

“So I’m at the doctor and I say ‘Doc what can you do for me?’ She says you need to stop masturbating. I say ‘I don’t see how that has anything to do with my problem.’ She says “I’m trying to examine you!”
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The View tier of ugliness.
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I saw a couple like that at the local Wallmarts over the years. One was so bad I swear her tits were dragging on the ground as she was walking through the parking area!
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Old 12-28-2021, 11:18am   #15
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And this, ladies, is what happens when you burn your all your bras.
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Old 12-28-2021, 12:03pm   #16
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Hot. Pretty sure I’d bang.
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I get such a huge hard on I don’t have enough skin left to close my eyes!”
Back in the 80's I was bartending and we had a few really hot waitresses. We had a regular that was a pretty funny guy. One of the waitresses jokingly said something along the lines of "don't do that, or I'll poke you in the eye". The guy said "I'd blink, but I'm out of skin"
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Old 12-28-2021, 6:32pm   #19
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Sadly, Ms. Choksondik died from the sea people
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Old 12-28-2021, 7:44pm   #20
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