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Old 01-17-2022, 10:02pm   #1
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Anal is the jeep of sex. Yeah you might get dirty, it's a little rough, but some people just love off-roading in their jeep. (And there are some people who hate the idea of off roading on a jeep.)

Oral is the motorcycle. incredibly impressive based on the driver.

Vaginal is a luxury sedan. It will always be a smooth ride, it will always be comfortable and welcoming....but it'll never do what motorcycle or Jeep can do.
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Good thing I drive an all-purpose vehicle.
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Old 01-18-2022, 3:24am   #3
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Driving a tank is probably the optimal solution these days. No lies, no STD's, and no out of control emotions to deal with
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Good thing I drive an all-purpose vehicle.
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I’ll take a little Japanese compact every time.
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Old 01-18-2022, 4:58pm   #7
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A Lamborghini has some upsides to it.
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Now you understand why I remain single.
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Now you understand why I remain single.


I wish I had had your fortitude earlier in life, I'd be soooooooo much farther ahead than where I am.
I mean, I'm happy now and all, but the shit I went thru to get here wasn't worth it IMHO. (other than those stupid "life lessons" I was supposed to learn)
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I wish I had had your fortitude earlier in life, I'd be soooooooo much farther ahead than where I am.
I mean, I'm happy now and all, but the shit I went thru to get here wasn't worth it IMHO. (other than those stupid "life lessons" I was supposed to learn)
Yeah but you needed to go through the shit. If you have a good life without any disasters (and believe me, I've had plenty of them), you wind up like Jeffrey Epstein.
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Yeah but you needed to go through the shit. If you have a good life without any disasters (and believe me, I've had plenty of them), you wind up like Jeffrey Epstein.
That'll turn you into a Pedo?
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Old 01-19-2022, 7:45pm   #13
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Yep...my thoughts exactly...was married ONCE ..divorced in '78 and vowed to NEVER do that shit again....
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