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Old 09-07-2012, 3:30pm   #61
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I missed that. Please so help you God Bobby you never owned a scooter too. We can let the fat broad go, I imagine all of us have been there at one time, but a scooter????
Yea the Scooter...WTF were ya thinkin'???
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In the interest of full disclosure- and being a glutton for punishment- it wasn't really a scooter. It was worse. It was a moped, it didn't belong to me, and it threw me off. Wait- that described the fat girl too......

I'm done. I'll just take my mancard, cut it up, and lurk now.
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In the interest of full disclosure- and being a glutton for punishment- it wasn't really a scooter. It was worse. It was a moped, it didn't belong to me, and it threw me off. Wait- that described the fat girl too......

I'm done. I'll just take my mancard, cut it up, and lurk now.
Wait a minute...So you landed on the fat girl????
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In the interest of full disclosure- and being a glutton for punishment- it wasn't really a scooter. It was worse. It was a moped, it didn't belong to me, and it threw me off. Wait- that described the fat girl too......

I'm done. I'll just take my mancard, cut it up, and lurk now.


Bobby, it amazes me to this day how the Hell you ever made it into your twenties living in the great state of Arkansas with out getting the shit beat out of you every day, maybe that explains why you're a cop now
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Bobby, it amazes me to this day how the Hell you ever made it into your twenties living in the great state of Arkansas with out getting the shit beat out of you every day, maybe that explains why you're a cop now
He made it out of his twenties by crashing a stolen moped and landing on a fat broad..at least thats way I read it..
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He made it out of his twenties by crashing a stolen moped and landing on a fat broad..at least thats way I read it..
That was on the way outta my teens...
Jim- everyone has to have a bad example/ living joke to make 'em feel better about themselves. I served that purpose well.....
And yes, one of the better days in my life was the day I arrested a punk that tormented me from nineth grade on. He never dreamed the little twerp would gain a gun- and not be afraid to use it.
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He made it out of his twenties by crashing a stolen moped and landing on a fat broad..at least thats way I read it..
Let's hope he didn't marry her
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And yes, one of the better days in my life was the day I arrested a punk that tormented me from nineth grade on. He never dreamed the little twerp would gain a gun- and not be afraid to use it.

Which end of the gun did you use on that punk Bobby? Hopefully both
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Old 09-07-2012, 4:19pm   #68
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Uhhh...*said weakly* it was fun? Kinda like the fat girl in band and the scooter? (I have a history of poor decisions).
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OK...more info on the fat girl and scooter incident...
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I missed that. Please so help you God Bobby you never owned a scooter too. We can let the fat broad go, I imagine all of us have been there at one time, but a scooter????
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In the interest of full disclosure- and being a glutton for punishment- it wasn't really a scooter. It was worse. It was a moped, it didn't belong to me, and it threw me off. Wait- that described the fat girl too......

I'm done. I'll just take my mancard, cut it up, and lurk now.
What do bangin' a fat chick and riding a moped have in common? It's fun, as long as nobody finds out......
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Wow, tracking the Z. Wouldn't be my first choice but I understand.

Cool to see your Dad show up. We really need to speak with him in private if you don't mind.
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That was on the way outta my teens...
Jim- everyone has to have a bad example/ living joke to make 'em feel better about themselves. I served that purpose well.....
And yes, one of the better days in my life was the day I arrested a punk that tormented me from nineth grade on. He never dreamed the little twerp would gain a gun- and not be afraid to use it.
That is way too cool.
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What do bangin' a fat chick and riding a moped have in common? It's fun, as long as nobody finds out......

How true, and I ain't never tellin'
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Wow, tracking the Z. Wouldn't be my first choice but I understand.
Out of curiosity, why do you say that?

They are basically track cars right out of the box. It's what they were made for.

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There. That'll teach you. And Duke- you are a dead man for comparing me with that sewer rat that has overtaken my country's higest office.
Without your man card, are you going to slap me silly or pull my hair?
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What do bangin' a fat chick and riding a moped have in common? It's fun, as long as nobody finds out......
Don't knock it. It's all good, as long as she aint so big you get nose bleeds from getting on top.

Not that I'd know
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What do bangin' a fat chick and riding a moped have in common? It's fun, as long as nobody finds out......
I dated/banged a plump for about 45 days. It was one of the best sex I ever had. We did the whole Kama Sutra thing in two weeks.
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I hit a fat chick in my car one time. She was standing in the middle of the road....I ran out of gas trying to get around her.
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I dated/banged a plump for about 45 days. It was one of the best sex I ever had. We did the whole Kama Sutra thing in two weeks.
The sex is usually great because they are so grateful.....WW
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I hit a fat chick in my car one time. She was standing in the middle of the road....I ran out of gas trying to get around her.
I bet you bounced off real slow and didn't get a scratch.
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I bet you bounced off real slow and didn't get a scratch.
Like a giant airbag ....
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Like a giant airbag ....
All right guys, we have have just hit a new low, even for us.
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