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Old 11-14-2013, 3:39pm   #1
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$60 an hour??? I don't think so unless there are tangible benefits.
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$60 an hour??? I don't think so unless there are tangible benefits.
No-touch spooning with a hot chick? Sounds like a sure-fire recipe for accute erectile solenoid overload to me.
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No-touch spooning with a hot chick? Sounds like a sure-fire recipe for accute erectile solenoid overload to me.
That's worse than spooning when you get a mouthful of hair and an uncomfortable boner when you snuggle up next to her.
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That's worse than spooning when you get a mouthful of hair and an uncomfortable boner when you snuggle up next to her.
I don't believe for one minute she goes to bed perfectly made up, either. I mean, don't most chicks break out the Noxema or Neutrogena soap to REMOVE the war paint at night before retiring?
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I don't believe for one minute she goes to bed perfectly made up, either. I mean, don't most chicks break out the Noxema and Nutregena soap to REMOVE the war paint at night before retiring?
Don't know. I never give them that much time and then i leave early in the morning before they wake up.
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Just... wow.
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