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Old 04-29-2021, 9:10am   #1
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Inmate Who Hid Gun In Vagina Gets 10 Years
Weapon only found 17 days after Missouri woman was locked up


APRIL 28--A Missouri woman has been sentenced to 10 years in prison after pleading guilty to smuggling a loaded gun that was hidden in her vagina into a county jail, court records show.

During a Circuit Court hearing last week, Amy Wilhite, 39, copped to a felony indictment charging her with “delivery or concealment” of the weapon, a small .22 caliber revolver that was fully loaded with five rounds.

In a plea deal, Wilhite, seen at right, was sentenced to serve a decade in the custody of the Missouri Department Of Corrections. She is currently being held at the Women's Eastern Reception, Diagnostic and Correctional Center, a state intake facility.

Wilhite, who has previously done stretches in state prison, was arrested on February 14 on gun and narcotics charges and booked into the Boone County jail in Columbia.

An initial search of Wilhite by Columbia Police Department officers failed to locate the 4.6 ounce North American Arms revolver stashed in her body orifice. A “pat search” at the jail was followed by a strip search, neither of which detected the four-inch firearm (pictured at left).

Wilhite was in the county lockup for 17 days before jailers discovered the gun, which was wrapped in plastic among her possessions. In a probable cause statement, investigators alleged that Wilhite had “removed the firearm from her body and concealed it within her personal belongings.”



During questioning at the jail, Wilhite admitted possessing the firearm, but claimed “she was only holding it for another female detainee.” But fellow inmates in Wilhite’s housing unit “all stated Amy was in possession of the firearm,” an investigator reported.

In addition to copping to the gun smuggling charge, Wilhite pleaded guilty on April 19 to the felony drug and weapons counts for which she was originally arrested. She was ordered to serve five years on each conviction, with the sentences to run concurrently with the 10-year prison term.
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Old 04-29-2021, 9:14am   #2
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That is one rough-looking 39 year old.
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THAT gun is so small, the typical walk through pulse field metal detector will not see it.....would have to close up the receive gate to 100 ms, etc.....

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Old 04-29-2021, 9:32am   #4
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That is one rough-looking 39 year old.
I was thinking the same thing!
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If she did deliver that revolver and somebody used it, all they would have to do is smell each inmate's hands to find out who dunnit.
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That is one rough-looking 39 year old.
It's not the years, it's the mileage.
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That's ten milez of rough road right there and a fair amount of meth...
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Jail guard: "Maam, do you have any weapons?"

Wilhite: "yes; a gun in my va-jay-jay."

Jail guard: "Okay... queef it out."
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I have something small I'd like to put in her.
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I have something small I'd like to put in her.
Five rounds worth?
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I have something small I'd like to put in her.
Is it a 22 long or short?
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Is it a 22 long or short?
My penis. I want to have sexual relations with her.



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My penis. I want to have sexual relations with her.






She's to young for you.
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My penis. I want to have sexual relations with her.



And I was making a reference to see if your penis is the size of a 22 long or a 22 short.....
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And I was making a reference to see if your penis is the size of a 22 long or a 22 short.....
Short.
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It's not the years, it's the mileage.
If she was a truck, she would be a swamp buggy that never had its oil changed. That ol' gal is BEAT up.....
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I guess they don't do the ol' 'bend over and cough' thing at ladies' prisons, then?
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Might make for an eventful conjugal visit....


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She's to young for you.
..and pretty.


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