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09-15-2011, 11:17am
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Marriage...
A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you."
The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?" The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine." |
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09-15-2011, 11:24am
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09-15-2011, 11:31am
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Yep.
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09-15-2011, 12:13pm
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09-15-2011, 1:01pm
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09-15-2011, 7:13pm
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Are you a cheap drunk????
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09-15-2011, 7:16pm
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I almost didn't click on this thread because of the vulgar title.
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09-15-2011, 7:19pm
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He should hit her with a rape choke and a hard **** session. Stop her from talking that nonsense. Bend her over the chair and **** till she's nervous.
Pretty funny joke BTW. |
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09-15-2011, 7:28pm
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Baby sweet baby that's funny
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09-15-2011, 8:16pm
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One afternoon, an old couple were sitting on their porch in their rocking chairs. All of a sudden, the old man reached over and slapped his wife firmly on the cheek.
She exclaims angrily, "Well! What was that for?!" "Forty years of rotten sex!" her husband replies. She remains silent and they start rocking once more. A few moments later, the old lady reaches over and slaps her husband. He grumbles, "Oh well what was that for?" She retorts, "That's for knowing the difference!"
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09-16-2011, 5:16am
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at both jokes!!
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