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Old 09-22-2021, 4:33pm   #1
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Default “Dude” has two bumper stickers on “his” car.

One said “Follow me to the gay bar” and the other said “The driver is gay”.

Since DJ doesn’t live around here I figured it was just some dude super proud of sucking dick.

Where can I get bumper stickers loudly proclaiming my heterowhachamacallit?

Maybe something like “I love poon!” Or “give me ***** or give me death” or “Gahhhhhhh! Boobs!”
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One said “Follow me to the gay bar” and the other said “The driver is gay”.

Since DJ doesn’t live around here I figured it was just some dude super proud of sucking dick.

Where can I get bumper stickers loudly proclaiming my heterowhachamacallit?

Maybe something like “I love poon!” Or “give me ***** or give me death” or “Gahhhhhhh! Boobs!”
The technical descriptor is "superstraight." This is your flag:



And here's your shirt:

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One said “Follow me to the gay bar” and the other said “The driver is gay”.
Was it a C6 Corvette with an enormous wing on the back?
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Was it a C6 Corvette with an enormous wing on the back?
Mini Cooper!
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One said “Follow me to the gay bar” and the other said “The driver is gay”.

Since DJ doesn’t live around here I figured it was just some dude super proud of sucking dick.

Where can I get bumper stickers loudly proclaiming my heterowhachamacallit?

Maybe something like “I love poon!” Or “give me ***** or give me death” or “Gahhhhhhh! Boobs!”
You can eat a bag of dicks.
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Just please remember there will be kids seeing whatever you put on the back of your vehicle.....another reason why truck nuts are stupid.
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Just please remember there will be kids seeing whatever you put on the back of your vehicle.....another reason why truck nuts are stupid.
So, Snik can't decorate his car like this anymore?
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Old 09-23-2021, 9:10am   #10
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to quote from another thread...

"a man-bun wearing twinkie"
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Did the car have a Biden or Obama sticker as well?
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Did the car have a Biden or Obama sticker as well?
Probably had a Mayor Pete sticker, too.
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You can eat a bag of dicks.
I rest my case.
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