Bleedin' with Biden: US Experiencing Tampon Shortage

[Bill]

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/202...rtage-tampons/

Another monumental moment in the Biden presidency!

Gas prices are at record highs, stock markets are down, the cost of everything is way up, and parents are having difficulty finding baby formulas. Now, the latest crisis is a nationwide shortage of tampons.

What could be next?

The #TamponShortage is real. From Maryland to Ohio, Rhode Island to Michigan, we are getting all your stories talking about sparse shelves. We feel it to as our warehouse (see pic) has barely any #tampons to donate to folks in need. pic.twitter.com/jeF3yDMY1X

— I Support The Girls (@I_Support_Girls) June 10, 2022

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“The shortages appear to stem from supply constraints around key materials like cotton and plastic, which are also used in personal protective equipment, and have been in high demand from the start of the pandemic. The war in Ukraine has further crimped supply because Russia and Ukraine are both major exporters of fertilizer, which is used to grow cotton. A drought in Texas hasn’t helped, either,” far-left CNN argued.

For some strange reason, Procter & Gamble accused comedian Amy Schumer of a national tampon shortage.

“Retail sales growth has exploded,” a company spokeswoman told Time magazine.

BREAKING REPORT: Procter & Gamble blames AMY SCHUMER for Tampax tampon shortage alleging ‘hit ad campaign sparked a run on the products’ that forced the company to run factory 24 hours a day to keep up with rising demand…

— Chuck Callesto (@ChuckCallesto) June 9, 2022

Netizens weighed in on the national tampon shortage.

It’s not surprising that there’s a tampon shortage given that men started having periods too.

Supply and demand, folks!

— Ian Haworth (@ighaworth) June 9, 2022

Do you know what does not help the supply chain issues and shortage of tampons?

“Transgender women” buying them so that they can feel like they fit in, despite having nowhere to put them and not having periods. pic.twitter.com/odFHxikwW4

— Miss Jo (@therealmissjo) June 10, 2022

There’s a formula shortage. A tampon shortage. A child care worker shortage. A camp counselor shortage. A lifeguard and swim lessons shortage.

America to moms: Best of luck with all that!

— Audrey Goodson Kingo (@AudreyNGoodson) June 9, 2022

We have so many puss*es in Congress there’s now a shortage of tampons in DC.

— VRosen 📿 (@vrosen11) June 9, 2022

There’s about to be a freaking tampon shortage and the liberal wine moms will STILL talk about Biden’s “record job creation”

— based beer justice (@theodictator) June 8, 2022

[MEANZ06]

This thread stinks...

[ratflinger]

No, it has that clean fresh scent

[DAB]

You can still find them. Just have to pull a few strings.

[MEANZ06]

Originally Posted by DAB

You can still find them. Just have to pull a few strings.

[gs568]

Well, what do you expect since so many lib men now identify as women???

[Mike Mercury]

[Bill]

https://babylonbee.com/news/tampon-s...mens-bathrooms

Tampon Supply Shortage Solved By Emptying Out Tampons In The Men’s Bathrooms
U.S.
June 17th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com


U.S.—Americans are facing yet another basic necessity shortage under the Biden Administration. This time a tampon shortage has struck the nation and caused many women to wonder what they will do when they run out of their essential feminine product.

"Hey, I have an idea to address the shortage," said one state official. "Why don't we just empty all those tampons from the men's room that no one's using?"

The idea helped alleviate the crisis, but the state official was soon fired for discrimination against trans people.

In their desperation to find tampons, some women have resorted to entering the men's restroom and taking tampons designated for trans men.

"As a lady, I would normally never enter a dirty, disgusting men's restroom for any reason," explained Ann Elizabeth, "but I'm completely out of tampons while the men's restrooms are stocked with an abundance of tampons that haven't even been touched!"

According to sources, this simple trick of women getting their tampons from the dispensers in the men's room has swept the nation and completely brought the tampon shortage to an end.

At publishing time, the nation's shortage of air freshener was solved by men entering the women's restroom.

[Chemtrails99]

Geez. My eyes suck. Thought the thread title said there was a Trombone shortage.

[snide]

Originally Posted by Chemtrails99

Geez. My eyes suck. Thought the thread title said there was a Trombone shortage.

Would not surprise me if Brandon has played a rusty trombone.