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Old 03-24-2020, 2:32pm   #1
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My 2 weak attempts...

There once once a virus name COVID
That did little more than the flu did
All over the news
There were distorted views
of the pandemic that never exploded



The Dems used a Chinese virus
To bring down those that inspire us
But when it comes to Trump
They're as dumb as a stump
And barely managed to tire us
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Here is my attempt.


STFU.

The end.
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STFU.

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Needs work. C+
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Is this better?

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There was one virus named Cyrus whose job it was to kill. But fortunately for most, he remained a ghost and could be cured by taking a pill. He made some cough, he made some choke, but at the end of the day most were still ok.

When it's all said and done, and your stocked up TP is put up, just enjoy those 400 million sheets for all that you can. because foolery like this only comes around once in this land

So before it's all done, go eat a burger and poop. The paper is waiting patiently to help you clean up your dook.
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There once was a man from China
Who was diagnosed with Acute Angina
He got really sick, and cut off his dick
He no longer craves the Vagina
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There was one virus named Cyrus whose job it was to kill. But fortunately for most, he remained a ghost and could be cured by taking a pill. He made some cough, he made some choke, but at the end of the day most were still ok.

When it's all said and done, and your stocked up TP is put up, just enjoy those 400 million sheets for all that you can. because foolery like this only comes around once in this land

So before it's all done, go eat a burger and poop. The paper is waiting patiently to help you clean up your dook.
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Yeah, ask me to do something else after I've had my Ambien. That'll learn ya!!
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How many did you take?
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There once was a virus from Nantucket...
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How many did you take?
Ummmm....enough, I think?
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