after 36 years, nothing.

[Egnalf]

just got back from vacation, where I picked up a terrible sinus infection somehow. it as bad enough that I barely drank for three days while in key west for fk sake. all the girls were giving me chit, youre going to die, you NEED to see a doctor, you have a high stress job, blahbitty vlah blah blah. at any rate, the last time I went to a doc was for a physical to get my learners permit to drive, at age 15.

doc gave me the once over, asked about meds, pain, history, etc because I had taken sudafed, doc was worries about high blood pressure. fiugger tested me, bp 125 over 80, temp, 97.8, vitals normal, breathing normal, well, there goes two hours of my fuggen time on Friday, for what, so she couldgive me some cough syrup. see you in 2038 doc.

[Cybercowboy]

This is like when you are golfing on a Sunday and after 10 holes say "Wow, I haven't lost a ball all weekend." Cause now you're going to lose five in the next three holes.

[Raazor]

I assume you're better and are drunk right now?

[Egnalf]

Originally Posted by Raazor

I assume you're better and are drunk right now?

Tispy not drunk. Work tomorrow earlie

[Raazor]

Originally Posted by Egnalf

Tispy not drunk. Work tomorrow earlie

good call. Early flight for me. 1st travel in 5 weeks.

[Stevedore]

So you're good for now, youngster, but trust me, it gets worse!

[Egnalf]

Originally Posted by Stevedore

So you're good for now, youngster, but trust me, it gets worse!

problee right, just tiered of the haters spyewing the bullship about what I need to do. I feel great, outenrgy people ten years younger and proved they know chitthing about my health.

I may eat a few less saladies and drink a few more vodkies though.

[MadInNc]

Thought you were talking about your sex life after reading the title and wondered if we had two Porters here.

[99 pewtercoupe]

Originally Posted by MadInNc

Thought you were talking about your sex life after reading the title and wondered if we had two Porters here.

[BOTY]

BTDT since mid November.

[bill_daniels]

Originally Posted by Egnalf

just got back from vacation, where I picked up a terrible sinus infection somehow. it as bad enough that I barely drank for three days while in key west for fk sake. all the girls were giving me chit, youre going to die, you NEED to see a doctor, you have a high stress job, blahbitty vlah blah blah. at any rate, the last time I went to a doc was for a physical to get my learners permit to drive, at age 15.

doc gave me the once over, asked about meds, pain, history, etc because I had taken sudafed, doc was worries about high blood pressure. fiugger tested me, bp 125 over 80, temp, 97.8, vitals normal, breathing normal, well, there goes two hours of my fuggen time on Friday, for what, so she couldgive me some cough syrup. see you in 2038 doc.

TL;DR: OP has corona virus....or teh aids. Either way.