Nag, nag, nag...

[DaveK88]

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.



As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.



Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.



While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.



Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.



As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.



'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.



He whirled around and screamed,



'DAMN WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

[DropTheTop]

[Vet4jdc]

Originally Posted by DaveK88

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.



As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.



Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.



While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.



Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.



As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.



'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.



He whirled around and screamed,



'DAMN WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

[wwomanC6]

rofl: Figures! When women realize their mistake and try to make up for we still get shafted!


This thread needs a foot inserted into mouth smiley here!

[Vette Guy]

While walking through Golden Gate Parkin San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree butt naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said,





"This just ain't gonna be your day...........cupcake."

[Garb55]

Good Ones!!

[Munch]

Originally Posted by Vette Guy

"This just ain't gonna be your day...........cupcake."

Did you get that one from Joe?

[zz4vetteguy]

Originally Posted by Munch

Did you get that one from Joe?

Why does it have to come from me?

[Munch]

Originally Posted by zz4vetteguy

Why does it have to come from me?

Cuz you had all the good ones in the other thread.

[zz4vetteguy]

Originally Posted by Munch

Cuz you had all the good ones in the other thread.

oh, I thought you were insinuating something else....don't make me take off my pumps, take you outback and slap you with my purse...

[Sneaks]

Originally Posted by wwomanC6

rofl: Figures! When women realize their mistake and try to make up for we still get shafted!


This thread needs a foot inserted into mouth smiley here!

No maam, that's what happens when he walks in the bathroom and finds her bent over.

[Munch]

Originally Posted by Sneaks

No maam, that's what happens when he walks in the bathroom and finds her bent over.

Preach on Brotha!