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Old 05-16-2022, 8:25am   #1
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Are you a long poo or a short poo?

I’ve noticed when I’m forced to poo at work, I’m significantly quicker than the guy in the booth next to me. (Assuming of course it’s occupied)

Assuming you’re not dealing with some bowel malady that would dictate a long sit, are you a long poo or a short?
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Well the faster you can do your business the quicker you can seriously stink up the place and get out of there!--
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I don’t know about how long in terms of duration, but unleashing a nice, lengthy bowl wrapper is one of the more pleasurable gifts one can bequeath humanity.
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I like to have a long sit and think wile I shit and stink......
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All depends on whether the visit includes a nap.
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All depends on whether the visit includes a nap.
Wait, you've fallen asleep on the shitter?
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Old 05-16-2022, 12:18pm   #12
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Wait, you've fallen asleep on the shitter?
Not when shitting.
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Did they just pull a monkey out that ass
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Old 05-16-2022, 7:16pm   #15
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Used to be long poo. Crossword, whatever. Now at 60+ I'm just happy to get it done and GTFO
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Used to be long poo. Crossword, whatever. Now at 60+ I'm just happy to get it done and GTFO
Try eating raw kale, cabbage, or maybe eat some steel cut oatmeal. That stuff will clean you out.
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Try eating raw kale, cabbage, or maybe eat some steel cut oatmeal. That stuff will clean you out.
I'm still regular as heck. Just don't seem to enjoy sitting on the john nearly as much as I did in my 40's.

and **** kale
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I'm still regular as heck. Just don't seem to enjoy sitting on the john nearly as much as I did in my 40's.

and **** kale
My feet start to tingle and fall asleep.
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