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Old 11-17-2015, 1:52am   #1
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Default So, this pissed me off...

My daughter asked me to go to target with her, to help her pick out a new comforter. No problem, I had some stuff of my own to get.

We pick up a few things walking the the store, before we get to the area where the comforters are. Ok, probably a dozen things, but...whatever.

The comforters were in what could be considered a main aisle. Not wanting to be an asshole, we put our cart behind us, in a side aisle. We find a down comforter...added it to the cart. Picked out a duvet cover...added it to the cart.

We're walking around trying to find the comforter clips, which keep the comforter in place. Couldn't find them. No big deal...we'll order them on Amazon.

As we're shopping, we see a woman also shopping in the same aisles. Incidental, but important later.

We go to look for our cart, which I just put right behind us, right? Can't find it. The whole time, Caitlin and I are taking out loud like...wtf happened to our cart? Laughing about it. But talking about it out loud as we walk back and forth near this woman that is shopping.

I walk down an aisle and see the comforter we picked out, along with the duvet cover, thrown on the ground. WTF...??? I look around. Where is the rest of our stuff?

Caitlin says, "I think that woman took our cart." I'm thinking...no fu(king way did this woman take our cart without asking...and then walk around with it...with ¾ of our stuff in it...as she overhears us talking about trying to find it, right?

Wrong.

I pick up the comforter and cover off the ground. I see the "oh fuuuuuuuck" grin appear on Caitlin's face as I start walking aisle to aisle to find this bitch. She was only two aisles over.

I walk up and say, "Excuse me," like three times because she's ignoring me and trying to walk away. Finally, she turns around and tell her that she took our cart...and all our stuff. She shrugs and says she didn't know. Doesn't offer to give it back, or even give us our stuff out of it. Again, she just shrugs and says she didn't know.

Me: (After a deep breath) You didn't know? With all the stuff in it? With us walking around visibly searching for it? You didn't know?
Her: ***blank stare***
Me: Can we please have our cart and stuff back?
Her: ***blank stare***
Me: (Pause and stare) Give me the fu(king cart.

She took her two items out of the cart, revealing all of our stuff still there, minus the comforter and duvet cover, which she tossed on the ground.

Some people.





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I read about her in the news the other day..

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My daughter asked me to go to target with her, to help her pick out a new comforter. No problem, I had some stuff of my own to get.

We pick up a few things walking the the store, before we get to the area where the comforters are. Ok, probably a dozen things, but...whatever.

The comforters were in what could be considered a main aisle. Not wanting to be an asshole, we put our cart behind us, in a side aisle. We find a down comforter...added it to the cart. Picked out a duvet cover...added it to the cart.

We're walking around trying to find the comforter clips, which keep the comforter in place. Couldn't find them. No big deal...we'll order them on Amazon.

As we're shopping, we see a woman also shopping in the same aisles. Incidental, but important later.

We go to look for our cart, which I just put right behind us, right? Can't find it. The whole time, Caitlin and I are taking out loud like...wtf happened to our cart? Laughing about it. But talking about it out loud as we walk back and forth near this woman that is shopping.

I walk down an aisle and see the comforter we picked out, along with the duvet cover, thrown on the ground. WTF...??? I look around. Where is the rest of our stuff?

Caitlin says, "I think that woman took our cart." I'm thinking...no fu(king way did this woman take our cart without asking...and then walk around with it...with ¾ of our stuff in it...as she overhears us talking about trying to find it, right?

Wrong.

I pick up the comforter and cover off the ground. I see the "oh fuuuuuuuck" grin appear on Caitlin's face as I start walking aisle to aisle to find this bitch. She was only two aisles over.

I walk up and say, "Excuse me," like three times because she's ignoring me and trying to walk away. Finally, she turns around and tell her that she took our cart...and all our stuff. She shrugs and says she didn't know. Doesn't offer to give it back, or even give us our stuff out of it. Again, she just shrugs and says she didn't know.

Me: (After a deep breath) You didn't know? With all the stuff in it? With us walking around visibly searching for it? You didn't know?
Her: ***blank stare***
Me: Can we please have our cart and stuff back?
Her: ***blank stare***
Me: (Pause and stare) Give me the fu(king cart.

She took her two items out of the cart, revealing all of our stuff still there, minus the comforter and duvet cover, which she tossed on the ground.

Some people.





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NAV goes shopping with daughter, fills up cart with stuff. Hambeast in the next isle eyes cart full of stuff and takes cart including stuff. NAV and daughter search for cart, hilarity ensues. NAV & daughter locate cart now being pushed by Hambeast in bedazzled cat sweater. NAV confronts Hambest and goes all Holly Holm on her, gets her stuff back.
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Old 11-17-2015, 2:48am   #4
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Kalifornia people are just plain rude.........
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I read about her in the news the other day..

Nice.

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NAV goes shopping with daughter, fills up cart with stuff. Hambeast in the next isle eyes cart full of stuff and takes cart including stuff. NAV and daughter search for cart, hilarity ensues. NAV & daughter locate cart now being pushed by Hambeast in bedazzled cat sweater. NAV confronts Hambest and goes all Holly Holm on her, gets her stuff back.
Pretty much.

I did hear Caitlin say, "Shit," under her breath as I bee-lined it towards the woman.

Even if she had offered to give us our stuff out of the cart, that would've been better than nothing.

Bitch, it took me 30 minutes to decide on that color of nail polish in that cart. I'm not leaving without it.
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Kalifornia people are just plain rude.........
I almost forgot. She tried to play the 'I don't speak English' card when she first turned around. Gesturing at first. Listen...I just heard you have a full-on conversation with the Target employee not 5 minutes ago. Nice try.
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I almost forgot. She tried to play the 'I don't speak English' card when she first turned around. Gesturing at first. Listen...I just heard you have a full-on conversation with the Target employee not 5 minutes ago. Nice try.

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Way to put that bitch in line Sandy!


Those are the f***s that walk up and steal peoples cart that leave their purse in them!

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When someone pretends to not speak English, I like to say something really offensive about them out loud, it's a panic! Like " Hey, this dumb wetback thinks she f'in owns this place. I'm gonna find out what cheap rent-a-maid place she works at, and get her to clean my toilets".
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Bitch, it took me 30 minutes to decide on that color of nail polish in that cart. I'm not leaving without it.

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Way to put that bitch in line Sandy!


Those are the f***s that walk up and steal peoples cart that leave their purse in them!

Well, it's good to know that the women of VB have plenty of pent up anger and want to whoop someone's ass at any given moment!!
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People suck.
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Clearly she just likes your taste in nail polish, and whatever else was in the cart.


Who DOES that?!? WTF??
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Wow... Unfrickibelievable....
I hope that you muttered "azzhole" under your breath as you walked away with the cart.
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One day after work, I stopped a home depot to get some decking lumber. It took me probably an hour to sort through the poor wood to get acceptable boards. It was a cart full. I moved my cart away from the wood stacks and then walked away to get some screws or something. Came back and my whole damn cart with the lumber was missing. I had not checked out yet.

As I was leaving the store, I saw two bastards loading their truck with decking lumber. I could not prove it was that lumber I had sorted. I was pissed!

In retrospect, I should have at least walked up to them and ask them did they just take that loaded cart/
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I'm surprised the nutbag didn't take the cart to the register and have them put it on your bill while she made off with the goods.
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That's good stuff there
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Bitch, it took me 30 minutes to decide on that color of nail polish in that cart. I'm not leaving without it.
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I'm just going to imagine that there was hair pulling, and a mud pit involved.



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