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Old 09-24-2012, 3:36pm   #1
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Man assaulted while having sex

Source: The Newport Plain Talk

NEWPORT-April Dawn Peters, 31, of 2194 Grandview Way, in Cosby, as arrested Sept. 19, at 10:30 p.m., and charged with aggravated assault after she allegedly hit a man on his head at least five times with a hammer that she was having sex with, Sgt. Steve Johnson reported.

William L. Wofford, 51, said he and Peters were in the living room of his residence where he was having sex with Peters. He stated that during sex, Peters picked up a hammer and struck him on the head, the report stated.

Neighbors allegedly saw Peters run from Wofford's residence in a "French maid" outfit that had been purchased at Walmart. They also said they saw her fall, scraping her knees.

For more details, please see the latest edition of the Newport Plain Talk.
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Old 09-24-2012, 3:39pm   #2
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How do the neighbors know the outfit was purchase at Walmart?
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Old 09-24-2012, 3:47pm   #3
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How do the neighbors know the outfit was purchase at Walmart?
Because it was a very classy French maid outfit, obviously.
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Old 09-24-2012, 3:56pm   #4
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I guess the next time she says faster (or other similar remark) he will listen.
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Gee, ya think he'd stop what he's doing after ONE hit in the head, never mind FIVE!
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Must've been caught up in da moment.
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Old 09-24-2012, 8:06pm   #7
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51 v. 31?

NICE!
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Old 09-24-2012, 8:06pm   #8
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Gee, ya think he'd stop what he's doing after ONE hit in the head, never mind FIVE!
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Old 09-24-2012, 8:10pm   #9
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Old 09-24-2012, 8:11pm   #10
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Better a hammer than a nail gun I suppose.
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Old 09-24-2012, 8:19pm   #11
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lets get hammered and screw....errrr wait.
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Old 09-25-2012, 8:18am   #12
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My guess,he won't be back for another hit!
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Old 09-25-2012, 8:22am   #13
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Who in the hell keeps a hammer in their living room?
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He's committed to finishing his job.
....like trying to separate two humping dogs!
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