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Old 01-21-2020, 5:08pm   #6881
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Cigs? Beer? sex?
The other place.
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If you had to give up one, which would it be ?

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If you had to give up one, which would it be ?

Probably Beer
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If you had to give up one, which would it be ?

Well he's to fukin old to have sex anymore, so it will have to be cigs or booze!
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Well he's to fukin old to have sex anymore, so it will have to be cigs or booze!
Thing has something for ya........
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Damn you guys chat a lot!

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Better have a good witness or video to back you up.
I'm going to have a sheriff come and oversee the move.

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Pay an off duty LEO to be there with you.
This, just not pay. Call dispatch.

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Stand your ground.... “Limey’s Life Matters”
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screw that you will come home to an empty house. You stay there, and if you have one. video camera the whole time so cray cray does not start chit to get you arrested to boot. That is my .02. Take it for what it is worth





Mr. Ben, Mark, Mike, Mr. Brent, Robert, Jimmy, Bar folks
Sheriff will oversee everything. I'm taking no chances.

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She will take all your shit Is she stupid or just crazy...or delusional?
That's what I'm afraid of.

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He said she was pissed he had bought a new vehicle. They are divorced, once those papers were signed it ceased to be her business. I honestly do not understand most women.
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As I said before you are 100% correct. But you're approaching this logically, not emotionally.



I guess I understand them better than you do.

The situation is tense enough to begin with, and emotions are running at a fever pitch - why rub her nose in the fact that you just bought a brand new vehicle? Would it really hurt you to be a little discreet and wait another week before buying it?
I'm not rubbing anything in her face. I bought the truck because my hoopty is wrecked and I'm tired of driving my other hoopty.

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hope you feel better soon



Sucks bro.

Fred what part of divorced didn't you get? After the paper is signed fuq their feelings. You think I am going to go out of my way after being dumped and divorced to make her happy in any way? Frankling gets it. Life is his now. Same with me.
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two coolest ones I know for sure.
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Kettle of waste approved? Or real chilli

He does tend to throw tantrums.

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I think in this case you should insist she take the class. Tell her it's your duty as a father that she be ready and able to deal with the world. Her reaction showed she isn't ready.

Read it while listening to Black Sabbath. The non Ozzie Sabbath

How do you re-enact mustard gas?

His books were great, his religion not so much.

I've got one that's 8+ mm, the last time they checked, sitting there. Dr. says they want to leave it alone and he believes it's not likely to move. If it does start to move it's too big to pass and I'll have to get to a hosp[ital quick. Good luck hope the Lithotripsy is all you have to deal with.
Real chili....with beans and everything.

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If you had to give up one, which would it be ?

I'd give up beer and cigs (don't smoke) to have sex BID.
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The other place.
And we have a winner.
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Well he's to fukin old to have sex anymore, so it will have to be cigs or booze!
Wrong.
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If you had to give up one, which would it be ?



. I don't smoke, Beer is basically water. I'am more into lovemaking than sex. Sex is what you do in the military or when you have Fk'ed relationship.
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. I don't smoke, Beer is basically water. I'am more into lovemaking than sex. Sex is what you do in the military or when you have Fk'ed relationship.
You may have had a different military experience than others. NTTAWWT.
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Wanna trade? Just got the results of my CT scan done yesterday evening; have a 7 mm stone stuck between left kidney and bladder. Waiting on a call from the Doc to discuss what's next.
Steeb, seriously, relax. I got this. I'm just going to need a few things:

1. A large box of extra-long bendy straws.
2. 22 pairs of non-latex rubber gloves, size L/XL
3. A 5 gallon bucket of lard.
4. An arc welder, preferably 220 volt.
5. 5 rolls of duct tape.
6. A vacuum pump, I can bring mine, but I got it from Harbor Freight, so it wouldn't be a bad idea to have an extra one on hand.
7. 3 bottles of good scotch, and 6 cases of Budweiser tall boys, ice cold.
8. A bottle of rot gut whiskey.
9. 2-3 volunteers who are willing to follow instructions in exchange for free booze, aren't particularly squeamish, and aren't afraid to drink to the point of blacking out.

I can be there tomorrow late afternoon, and if you can arrange for all the supplies, we'll have this thing out by sunrise on Thursday. Trust me, it's the best way. You'll thank me later.
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You may have had a different military experience than others. NTTAWWT.


I did was 99% of the guys did overseas even the married ones. Ten dolla.
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You did 99% of the guys?


Da fuq???



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Damn you guys chat a lot!



I'm going to have a sheriff come and oversee the move.



This, just not pay. Call dispatch.



#limeyslifematters



Sheriff will oversee everything. I'm taking no chances.



That's what I'm afraid of.



Correct



I'm not rubbing anything in her face. I bought the truck because my hoopty is wrecked and I'm tired of driving my other hoopty.



#Franklingetsit #limeyslifematters



Agreed



Real chili....with beans and everything.



I'd give up beer and cigs (don't smoke) to have sex BID.
Good luck Slimster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'll never say another harsh word to Porter.
I've taken a screen shot of your post for posterity!
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Hey Todd:



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Steeb, seriously, relax. I got this. I'm just going to need a few things:

1. A large box of extra-long bendy straws.
2. 22 pairs of non-latex rubber gloves, size L/XL
3. A 5 gallon bucket of lard.
4. An arc welder, preferably 220 volt.
5. 5 rolls of duct tape.
6. A vacuum pump, I can bring mine, but I got it from Harbor Freight, so it wouldn't be a bad idea to have an extra one on hand.
7. 3 bottles of good scotch, and 6 cases of Budweiser tall boys, ice cold.
8. A bottle of rot gut whiskey.
9. 2-3 volunteers who are willing to follow instructions in exchange for free booze, aren't particularly squeamish, and aren't afraid to drink to the point of blacking out.

I can be there tomorrow late afternoon, and if you can arrange for all the supplies, we'll have this thing out by sunrise on Thursday. Trust me, it's the best way. You'll thank me later.
Ya know, I appreciate the offer, and everything sounds good - except the Budweiser. After my appointment tomorrow morning with a Urologist I’ll let you know if your services are needed.
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Ya know, I appreciate the offer, and everything sounds good - except the Budweiser. After my appointment tomorrow morning with a Urologist I’ll let you know if your services are needed.
If that don't work Maddy said he could get it out with a coat hanger! Course you can't believe everything Maddy says, actually you can't believe ANYTHING Maddy says!
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Hope they don’t have to use this buddy
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