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Old 10-16-2020, 7:42am   #44181
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I slipped in the shower this morning and literally fell right out.

Ended up on my back on the bathroom floor with the shower curtain under me and the curtain rod on top of me and water showering down all over the fukken floor.

Good times.

Once Mrs Flex was sure I was alright and not hurt she said "Wow, and you weren't even drunk!"















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I slipped in the shower this morning and literally fell right out.

Ended up on my back on the bathroom floor with the shower curtain under me and the curtain rod on top of me and water showering down all over the fukken floor.

Good times.

Once Mrs Flex was sure I was alright and not hurt she said "Wow, and you weren't even drunk!"















Happy Friday.
Not a good way to start the day, but it is Friday!
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Morning Ricky. Enjoy counting today


I will sympathy count for you this afternoon...

1 beer, 2 beer, 3 beer and so on....
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Morning all.... more rain here today. Might go back to bed
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I slipped in the shower this morning and literally fell right out.

Ended up on my back on the bathroom floor with the shower curtain under me and the curtain rod on top of me and water showering down all over the fukken floor.

Good times.

Once Mrs Flex was sure I was alright and not hurt she said "Wow, and you weren't even drunk!"















Happy Friday.
glad you did not get hurt man. Had one like that many years ago.
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Old 10-16-2020, 8:24am   #44185
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I slipped in the shower this morning and literally fell right out.

Ended up on my back on the bathroom floor with the shower curtain under me and the curtain rod on top of me and water showering down all over the fukken floor.

Good times.

Once Mrs Flex was sure I was alright and not hurt she said "Wow, and you weren't even drunk!"




Happy Friday.
I always thought it was brilliant to have the slipperiest place in the house, have only a flimsy curtain with an unattached pole, as your only hope of not falling.

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Old 10-16-2020, 8:58am   #44187
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Time for some anti slip ducks on the shower floor.. And frankly doors suck so be glad didn't go through those.
If you were older I'd tell you to get a shower seat....
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Once Mrs Flex was sure I was alright and not hurt she said "Wow, and you weren't even drunk!"















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Time for some anti slip ducks on the shower floor.. And frankly doors suck so be glad didn't go through those.
If you were older I'd tell you to get a shower seat....
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Have you walked in on them having sex?
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Too many times to count
Ever join in?

Ever video it and release it on PronHub?
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I slipped in the shower this morning and literally fell right out.

Ended up on my back on the bathroom floor with the shower curtain under me and the curtain rod on top of me and water showering down all over the fukken floor.

Good times.
I never thought Hal's Yoga Mat story would ever be topped...
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I never thought Hal's Yoga Mat story would ever be topped...
Nukdian-sKrong-man no match for shower curtain rod
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I slipped in the shower this morning and literally fell right out.

Ended up on my back on the bathroom floor with the shower curtain under me and the curtain rod on top of me and water showering down all over the fukken floor.

Good times.

Once Mrs Flex was sure I was alright and not hurt she said "Wow, and you weren't even drunk!"















Happy Friday.
As people age, the risk of slipping and falling increases. You don't want to break a hip.

https://www.lifeline.ca/en/blog-arti...up-what-to-do/
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Old 10-16-2020, 10:32am   #44193
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As people age, the risk of slipping and falling increases. You don't want to break a hip.

https://www.lifeline.ca/en/blog-arti...up-what-to-do/
No chit Sherloc!
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....I guess sleeping in and rainy days go together huh?

I see you all are keeping the bar in business.

Nothing new here, just checking in, and getting around to make my turkey soup.

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Morning Ricky. Enjoy counting today


I will sympathy count for you this afternoon...

1 beer, 2 beer, 3 beer and so on....

Ii am jealous. What beer are you enjoying this fine afternoon?

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I slipped in the shower this morning and literally fell right out.

Ended up on my back on the bathroom floor with the shower curtain under me and the curtain rod on top of me and water showering down all over the fukken floor.

Good times.

Once Mrs Flex was sure I was alright and not hurt she said "Wow, and you weren't even drunk!"




Happy Friday.
It could have been worse.

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Rikki. Hope you and the Ms. are good.

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