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carlton_fritz · 03-19-2011, 11:41am

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Originally Posted by khblair

We are at the movies now. Only 4 cars in the whole parking lot. We are the only patrons on all 15 theaters.

Best kind of theater visit.

BondiBlue · 03-19-2011, 11:41am

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Originally Posted by carlton_fritz

Subliminal messaging. Say things like "what a pita" "That's the pits".

Or... "I'm ready to go out and meat the day!" ....my favorite breakfast pita.

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Originally Posted by khblair

We are at the movies now. Only 4 cars in the whole parking lot. We are the only patrons on all 15 theaters.

Nice! I thought I was lucky with only about a dozen people in the theater last night.

78SA · 03-19-2011, 11:41am

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Originally Posted by khblair

Oh my! Glad you are ok kerry

I'm not made to do the splits!

78SA · 03-19-2011, 11:42am

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Originally Posted by khblair

We are at the movies now. Only 4 cars in the whole parking lot. We are the only patrons on all 15 theaters.

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Originally Posted by carlton_fritz

Best kind of theater visit.

DAB · 03-19-2011, 11:44am

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Originally Posted by 78SA

I'm not made to do the splits!

clearly the cat has bigger plans for you!

glad you're ok....

78SA · 03-19-2011, 11:47am

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Originally Posted by DAB

clearly the cat has bigger plans for you!

glad you're ok....

He isn't even my cat!

DAB · 03-19-2011, 11:49am

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Originally Posted by 78SA

He isn't even my cat!

perhaps he's decided you adopt you as a 'project', rather like a charity 'improvement' case, where he thinks he'll 'help' you, and instead will drive you nuts and kill you.

carlton_fritz · 03-19-2011, 11:50am

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Originally Posted by DAB

perhaps he's decided you adopt you as a 'project', rather like a charity 'improvement' case, where he thinks he'll 'help' you, and instead will drive you nuts and kill you.

He thinks you have food for him.

78SA · 03-19-2011, 11:50am

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Originally Posted by DAB

perhaps he's decided to kill you.

Sea Six · 03-19-2011, 12:36pm

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

carlton_fritz · 03-19-2011, 12:58pm

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Originally Posted by Sea Six

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

That's funny every time I read it.

carlton_fritz · 03-19-2011, 1:05pm

Cover me, I'm going in.

78SA · 03-19-2011, 1:18pm

carlton_fritz · 03-19-2011, 1:59pm

carlton_fritz · 03-19-2011, 2:09pm

So Tim, what did you think about Johnson being mauled the entire game?

thkauffman · 03-19-2011, 2:11pm

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Originally Posted by carlton_fritz

So Tim, what did you think about Johnson being mauled the entire game?

It's something he's gotten used to. Usually the sport protects its prime players. He hasn't gotten any breaks, though, and he still manages to get his points and blocks and rebounds. True class and talent there.

carlton_fritz · 03-19-2011, 2:13pm

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Originally Posted by thkauffman

It's something he's gotten used to. Usually the sport protects its prime players. He hasn't gotten any breaks, though, and he still manages to get his points and blocks and rebounds. True class and talent there.

Usually he gets some calls that allow him to shoot free throws. Not yesterday. Even Smith got hammered inside with no call. A guy at work said Purdue plays rough and won't get away with it in the tournament. Looks like St. Peters was getting away with it.

thkauffman · 03-19-2011, 2:14pm

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Originally Posted by carlton_fritz

Usually he gets some calls that allow him to shoot free throws. Not yesterday. Even Smith got hammered inside with no call. A guy at work said Purdue plays rough and won't get away with it in the tournament. Looks like St. Peters was getting away with it.

Purdue plays hard defense. I'd ask for examples of the team getting rough.

And I'd say all kinds of teams are getting away with it.

carlton_fritz · 03-19-2011, 2:16pm

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Originally Posted by thkauffman

Purdue plays hard defense. I'd ask for examples of the team getting rough.

And I'd say all kinds of teams are getting away with it.

He's an IU fan. He thinks Purdue gets away with more stuff than OSU or Wisconsin.

He didn't want to hear about Stanford trying to kill Brad Miller.

thkauffman · 03-19-2011, 2:18pm

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Originally Posted by carlton_fritz

He's an IU fan. He thinks Purdue gets away with more stuff than OSU or Wisconsin.

He didn't want to hear about Stanford trying to kill Brad Miller.

Well, if he's an IU fan, he's already demonstrated his lack of intelligence.

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