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09-23-2012, 5:08am | #1 | ||||||
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A few jokes from down unda.........
Auzzy funnies.......
Son said to Dad ''I'm Gay'' Dad looks at his other son and said ''What about you'' Other son said ''Me too Dad''. Dad said F*ck me doesn't anyone in this Frickin family like *****? The Daughter said ''I do'' 10 Catholic Priests were killed in a road accident. At the Pearly Gates St Peter says '' If any of you are paedophiles' you can f**k off down to Hell'' 9 of them start to walk away when St Peter calls out ''And take this deaf bastard with you too'' In the Pub the other day I was telling that old joke about what do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath ? Answer. Throw in your washing. We were all having a good laugh about this when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said '' I don’t find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits'' I said '' Sorry mate did he drown'' No he said '' he choked on a sock '' The wife said to me last night ''If you turn the bedside lamp off I'll take it up the arse. Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down first. My mate reckons he always cries after sex. Mind you....He is in Prison. Nearly shagged a Ladyboy last night. Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement. That's when I thought ''Fkin hang about !!!!'' I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him. I shouted ''Where you off to Charlie'' he said ''I'm off to change a light bulb'' Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing. I said'' That's gonna be a bit awkward init'' ''Not really'' He said.'' I still have the receipt you insensitive bastard'' |
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Nicely done. |
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very funny, indeed
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