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Old 03-08-2010, 7:42pm   #1
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Liz doesn't fart. She told me so this past weekend.
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Oh but they do. My grandma farts like a horse.
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I can vouch for the fact that they do fart , they just won't admit it
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Every time my wife farts she goes in to this long diatribe about how embarrassed she is and how it's the first time she's ever farted around me. The weird thing is that I think she actually believes it.
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I can vouch for the fact that they do fart , they just won't admit it
My wife sounds like a Trumpeter Swan.
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Sometimes my GF farts while she's laughing. Sounds like a kazoo used as a duck mating call!
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Sometimes my GF farts while she's laughing. Sounds like a kazoo used as a duck mating call!
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Anyone notice how NONE of the women have posted in this thread?
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Anyone notice how NONE of the women have posted in this thread?
that's sexist

oh wait , up until this point , it'sa FACT
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HIGH octane

methane fires up pretty good
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Where all the fartin' white women at?
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he's just reminding here to watch her step. hell,if he hadn't have looked I'd be worried.
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Oh but they do. My grandma farts like a horse.
Now there's a visual.
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When I fart I can clear a room! Just ask my soon to be ex!
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When I fart I can clear a room! Just ask my soon to be ex!
Thatta girl! You really are "Windy".
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