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Old 03-19-2024, 9:49pm   #1
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......... a dill pickle and Kosher dills?

Do they snip the tips on the Kosher ones?
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......... a dill pickle and Kosher dills?

Do they snip the tips on the Kosher ones?
Thread not Kosher/Thread
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Garlic,
also with a dill pickle, you just eat with your hand like an ice cream cone. With a Kosher, you get a napkin, cut a hole in it and stick the pickle on through with one hand. Then put the other hand behind your head and go down on it.

Some of you are experts on this
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The Kosher dills were slit while the cucumbers were still alive.
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Do they snip the tips on the Kosher ones?
Never had any complaints about my pickle! Big nose, big hose!

Years ago at my BIL bachelor party, the stripper (ie: ho) worked the crowd pretty well, but told us that Heebs were more endowed than the brothers! Who would know better right?
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Years ago at my BIL bachelor party, the stripper (ie: ho) worked the crowd pretty well, but told us that Heebs were more endowed than the brothers! Who would know better right?

It's amazing the lengths strippers have to go to get a tip out of some people.
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Never had any complaints about my pickle! Big nose, big hose!

Years ago at my BIL bachelor party, the stripper (ie: ho) worked the crowd pretty well, but told us that Heebs were more endowed than the brothers! Who would know better right?
The way it actually went:

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And in exchange for their services that night, the boys of Hillel House agreed to tutor the young ladies for the remainder of the semester
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I see what you did there!
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The way it actually went:
She wouldn't let anyone pinch her nipples,..... is about the remainder of my memories from that night!
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......... a dill pickle and Kosher dills?

Do they snip the tips on the Kosher ones?
I got banned for starting a thread like this at the other place.



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She wouldn't let anyone pinch her nipples,..... is about the remainder of my memories from that night!
Yes, but she got the highest GPA in her sorority that semester, so there's that.
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I got banned for starting a thread like this at the other place.



So you and GTO want a Babes and Dudes sub forum?

That pickle box wanna be moderator @War Eagle ZO6 prolly narced.....
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It's amazing the lengths strippers have to go to get a tip out of some people.
Do you know why elephant circumcisers are so wealthy?



















Because the tips are HUGE!
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So you and GTO want a Babes and Dudes sub forum?

That pickle box wanna be moderator @War Eagle ZO6 prolly narced.....

We're pushing for the @The_Dude to have his own forum? Who's the babe, @NEED-A-VETTE?
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Do you know why elephant circumcisers are so wealthy?



Because the tips are HUGE!


I once had an elephant foreskin wallet, I left it out in the rain and it turned into a suitcase!
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I once had an elephant foreskin wallet, I left it out in the rain and it turned into a suitcase!
So it didn't shrink, it expanded?

Was the elephant Jewish?
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So it didn't shrink, it expanded?

Was the elephant Jewish?
My pickle has been referred by a few broads as a elephant trunk!
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My pickle has been referred by a few broads as a elephant trunk!
If it gets a big curve in it that is now treatable.--Peyronie's disease--
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