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Old 03-18-2024, 1:21am   #621
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Sharon Stone. Wow. 🤩

Could make a double cheeseburger out of that.
I think she already did with Billy Baldwin...It had extra Mayo
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Buy her dinner. Then give her dessert.
Saturday afternoon she invited me to some shindig 30 or so miles away, "with friends," on that night.

I didn't go.
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For some reason...

I freaking loved Cali when I was growing up. All yours now ADog.

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Salma.

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Wonder Woman running towards you . . .
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Bond girl from the '70s, Jane Seymour. "That Girl" looks a lot like her, but I've never seen her in a bikini.


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Bond girl from the '70s, Jane Seymour. "That Girl" looks a lot like her, but I've never seen her in a bikini.
Bet if you asked nicely she’d model a bikini for you.
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For some reason...

I freaking loved Cali when I was growing up. All yours now ADog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW_WLxseq0o

man Boham is spectacular in that clip, and Plant pretty much encapsulates perfection as a rock and roll vocalist!
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Old 03-22-2024, 10:28pm   #631
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Bet if you asked nicely she’d model a bikini for you.
Ha, no way. Despite the dress she had on in the bar, she's very modest and reserved. I was kinda shocked to see her in that dress, TBH.

The Bond Girl's hair is a bit longer, but not by much.

Long story, but I made this pik a couple years ago. She got pissed, said something like: "I would never dress like that!" She does wear shorts, but not short shorts, and never shows her belly.


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Bet if you asked nicely she’d model a bikini for you.
I sent her the pik of Jane Seymour last night and asked if it really was her.

She'd never heard of her nor of James Bond (she's too young) so I had to fill her in, figuratively of course.
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Hey @Steve_R:

That Girl is living in the woods, literally, about 10 miles from here near Hemlock Lake:



She's totally fed up with men (except me I guess ). Her hubby is raking her through the courts, and her "best friend" (a guy) has hit on her several times, lol.

Shocking. *I* would never do that.

She has a hammock strung up between two trees "under the stars," with her dog which I'm glad she has with her. If it's raining, she sleeps in her car.

She said there's a falls nearby, and she showers in that. Can you imagine hiking out in the woods some morning and running across that nymph under a waterfall showering naked?
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Hey @Steve_R:

That Girl is living in the woods, literally, about 10 miles from here near Hemlock Lake:



She's totally fed up with men (except me I guess ). Her hubby is raking her through the courts, and her "best friend" (a guy) has hit on her several times, lol.

Shocking. *I* would never do that.

She has a hammock strung up between two trees "under the stars," with her dog which I'm glad she has with her. If it's raining, she sleeps in her car.

She said there's a falls nearby, and she showers in that. Can you imagine hiking out in the woods some morning and running across that nymph under a waterfall showering naked?





Pics or boneyard this thread.
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Old 04-13-2024, 2:27pm   #635
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F#*CK Slewfoot!
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Old 04-13-2024, 2:30pm   #636
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Hey @Steve_R:

That Girl is living in the woods, literally, about 10 miles from here near Hemlock Lake:

She's totally fed up with men (except me I guess ). Her hubby is raking her through the courts, and her "best friend" (a guy) has hit on her several times, lol.

Shocking. *I* would never do that.

She has a hammock strung up between two trees "under the stars," with her dog which I'm glad she has with her. If it's raining, she sleeps in her car.

She said there's a falls nearby, and she showers in that. Can you imagine hiking out in the woods some morning and running across that nymph under a waterfall showering naked?

She’s crazy. Stay far, far away.

Unless she offers you a one night stand and never see her again.
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F#*CK Slewfoot!
And Bigfoot
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Pics or boneyard this thread.
I posted pix of her 10(?) pages back.

Try to keep up.
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F#*CK Slewfoot!
What does he have to do with this thread?
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She’s crazy. Stay far, far away.

Unless she offers you a one night stand and never see her again.
She knows where I live.

When she split with her first hubby, she stayed in an (unheated) storage rental unit through a winter and beyond.

When you're raised under Communism, staying in a storage unit in America probably doesn't seem so bad, and is maybe an upgrade (although her and hubby #1 [in this country] owned a restaurant and did pretty well, AFAIK). We Americans are way too soft and could never handle it.
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