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[Anjdog2003]

If i've had too many drinks should i get in my Pick up and go buy some more booze?

[Budman]

FAFO.

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

If i've had too many drinks should i get in my Pick up and go buy some more booze?

Make sure you take a friend along. You might need a passenger crash test dummy.

[Little Red L98.]

Take that Steve guy with you. He knows his raaahts. god dang it give him a &@#%£#!!!!

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[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

If i've had too many drinks should i get in my Pick up and go buy some more booze?

If you do be sure to bring a friend.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

If i've had too many drinks should i get in my Pick up and go buy some more booze?

Yes, but before you go, check that all your lights are working properly, make sure your license plate is current, have insurance, and make sure you observe the speed limit and use your turn signal at least 100' before every turn. Make complete 3 second stops, too. Try to blend in with the traffic, and for God's sake, remove the dead hookers from your trunk, so in the unlikely event you DO get stopped, you won't have extra problems.

[The_Dude]

*pickup

[Murray]

Map out where the large trees are first. Them fkrs just leap out of nowhere .

RIP Dave 😢

[MadInNc]

shouldn't ya hit the bar first before hitting the wood on the side of the road?

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

If you do be sure to bring a friend.

You were late to the party.

Originally Posted by Steve_R

Make sure you take a friend along. You might need a passenger crash test dummy.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by The_Dude

After one Bud Light i stay at home i know my limit.

tahnks

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

the last time I had my favorite cocktail - we call it the burly and brawny (tee hee, get it?) - I drank it in San Fran but woke up in Key West. Musta taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque.

wut.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

If i've had too many drinks should i get in my Pick up and go buy some more booze?

If you need more, absolutely.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Bill

Yes, but before you go, check that all your lights are working properly, make sure your license plate is current, have insurance, and make sure you observe the speed limit and use your turn signal at least 100' before every turn. Make complete 3 second stops, too. Try to blend in with the traffic, and for God's sake, remove the dead hookers from your trunk, so in the unlikely event you DO get stopped, you won't have extra problems.

My BIL, who is a retired cop, told me probably 40 years ago to never use your high beams when out drinking.

If you flick your high beams off a second or two too late, and the oncoming car is a cop, there's a better chance that he will pull you over knowing that a delayed reaction might mean you've been drinking.

This actually happened to me about 20 years ago. I was shitfaced and my GF, who was sober, was driving. She flicked them off way WAY too late and sure enough, it was a cop, and he pulled us over.

[LATB]

Dave’s not here man.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by Bruze

My BIL, who is a retired cop, told me probably 40 years ago to never use your high beams when out drinking.

If you flick your high beams off a second or two too late, and the oncoming car is a cop, there's a better chance that he will pull you over knowing that a delayed reaction might mean you've been drinking.

This actually happened to me about 20 years ago. I was shitfaced and my GF, who was sober, was driving. She flicked them off way WAY too late and sure enough, it was a cop, and he pulled us over.

Back in '90 or so Baby Doll and I went to a friend's wedding in New Hampshire. My car, a red '85 TBird, had NY plates. I got stupid drunk so she drove back to where we were staying in Massachusetts. The route took us through a small town with a traffic light at every intersection. It was like 1am, we were the only car on the road. They had timed the lights to make you stop at every one, maximum delay. On light 9 of ten or so, she mashed the gas pedal when it turned green, got to the posted limit and just made it through the last light.

Cop on the side street lit us up.

She pulled the car over and rolled the window down. Yes, actually rolled. Cop comes up and I lean over from the passenger side, got my face as close as possible and ask him why he stopped us. His second mistake was answering me. "Ran a red light."

I asked him where he had been situated when he observed this and he made his third mistake by answering me again. "On the side street."

I then explained to him that we had two witnesses that saw us cruise through the yellow, and we both had a far better vantage point than he did. He knew that he was ****ed at that point, wasted as much tame as he could back in his car talking on the radio, then came back and issued a written warning.

Baby Doll was pissed, started reading him the riot act. I interrupted, told the cop "thank you" and we left.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by LATB

Dave’s not here man.

"Prayers sent."

[Rodnok1]

If you haven't rode shotgun with a drunk midget cowboy driving a 4 speed pickup holding a beer with a 357 under his leg on a beer run you really haven't lived.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Back in '90 or so Baby Doll and I went to a friend's wedding in New Hampshire. My car, a red '85 TBird, had NY plates. I got stupid drunk so she drove back to where we were staying in Massachusetts. The route took us through a small town with a traffic light at every intersection. It was like 1am, we were the only car on the road. They had timed the lights to make you stop at every one, maximum delay. On light 9 of ten or so, she mashed the gas pedal when it turned green, got to the posted limit and just made it through the last light.

Cop on the side street lit us up.

She pulled the car over and rolled the window down. Yes, actually rolled. Cop comes up and I lean over from the passenger side, got my face as close as possible and ask him why he stopped us. His second mistake was answering me. "Ran a red light."

I asked him where he had been situated when he observed this and he made his third mistake by answering me again. "On the side street."

I then explained to him that we had two witnesses that saw us cruise through the yellow, and we both had a far better vantage point than he did. He knew that he was ****ed at that point, wasted as much tame as he could back in his car talking on the radio, then came back and issued a written warning.

Baby Doll was pissed, started reading him the riot act. I interrupted, told the cop "thank you" and we left.

Didn't read

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

Didn't read

It will still be up tomorrow after you sober up.