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Old 06-18-2012, 9:34am   #41
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Well there was that one feral dancer girl I took home and thought I could tame...

After about 14 years of her stink I finally had to let her go back into the wildness.


Sooo, she left with a used tampon flung upon your windshield, ehh?
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No dammit, real strippers. Ones that like 20's!!! And 100's!!!
I paid my way through college DJing titty bars. What you want to know? I'd also caution you not to ask questions you really don't want to know the answers to.
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Old 06-18-2012, 4:34pm   #43
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I paid my way through college DJing titty bars. What you want to know? I'd also caution you not to ask questions you really don't want to know the answers to.
Are they all drunk or on drugs when stripping?
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Are they all drunk or on drugs when stripping?
A good number of them. If they don't walk in that way, they'll sure stumble out f*cked up.
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because I think that women that will do anything to take a guys money is a whore, that makes me jealous??
No, just unemployable.
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No, just unemployable.
*cokespew* That's awesome shit right there.
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A good number of them. If they don't walk in that way, they'll sure stumble out f*cked up.
All I ever talked to claimed they needed to be drunk to strip.
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No, just unemployable.
Oh man............
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All I ever talked to claimed they needed to be drunk to strip.
Probably needed it to function in daily life.
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Probably needed it to function in daily life.
Dunno Never smelled alcohol on them.
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Dunno Never smelled alcohol on them.
You check their noses? Look for blown out veins? Did they have other funny smells (minus the dirty ass jokes)? Could be they were trying to get you to buy them a drink to start the night.
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You check their noses? Look for blown out veins? Did they have other funny smells (minus the dirty ass jokes)? Could be they were trying to get you to buy them a drink to start the night.
I wasn't at the strip club.
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Sooo, she left with a used tampon flung upon your windshield, ehh?
I do remember her trying to hit me up for $10 bucks about a year later so she could buy some Tampons..

Told her I was not in charge of maintenance of that thing anymore.
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ive had one private lap dance... got a shot right to the balls when she did a spin. Direct shot with 5 inch heels.. never again will i do that.
Put on your big girl panties and give it another shot!
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I do remember her trying to hit me up for $10 bucks about a year later so she could buy some Tampons..

Told her I was not in charge of maintenance of that thing anymore.
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Stripper?

What are you talking about? Could someone please explain?
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Stripper?

What are you talking about? Could someone please explain?
They are whores. Have you been following along at ALL??!!?
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Stripper?

What are you talking about? Could someone please explain?



A species of Big Mouth Bass but smells worse..
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They are whores. Have you been following along at ALL??!!?
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A species of Big Mouth Bass but smells worse..
I have have never heard of such an activity. I'll pray for those girls.
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