Society is just too up-tight

[Yadkin]

Last night we were at a college baseball game with some friends, high scoring, about 30 hits, and Baby Doll commented that she had seen just about every baseball play this game. So I said that we haven't seen anyone streaking yet.

I looked up online about the largest college campus streaks. That was a thing back in the 70's, culminating in a world record in Athens Georgia of over 1400. Much fun and laughs for all involved, including thousands of spectators.

Since then, society has really gotten a stick up its collective ass. Would-be streakers are threatened with new laws that would put them on sex-offender lists for life.

[Onebadcad]

So you went to a baseball game hoping to see male asses run through the infield??

Put on your flame suit.

[vettemed]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

So you went to a baseball game hoping to see male asses run through the infield??

Put on your flame suit.

He was just hoping to see some bats and balls. No big thing.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

So you went to a baseball game hoping to see male asses run through the infield??

Put on your flame suit.

Not surprising that you'd go for the gaye here. I would be hoping for some coeds.

[Yadkin]

Which brings up another point: yoga pants. I hope that the fad stays here for a very long time.

With this crowd, however, I feel the need to be clear as a bell on a cold winter day: shapely females wearing yoga pants.

[vettemed]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Which brings up another point: yoga pants. I hope that the fad stays here for a very long time.

With this crowd, however, I feel the need to be clear as a bell on a cold winter day: shapely females wearing yoga pants.

Ab-so-lutely. Yoga pants are the best thing to happen to women's clothing in a long time.

[slewfoot]

Originally Posted by vettemed

Ab-so-lutely. Yoga pants are the best thing to happen to women's clothing in a long time.

My wife give me "the look" whenever I say something negative about and exceptionally large woman.

So last week, our next-door neighbor came outside to work in her yard. We're good friends & all.

Now I said that to say this, sort of like having a puppy. When you're around them 24/7 you don't see the grow in a way that you would if you were gone for 3 weeks.

Well, she was outside and wearing spandex/yoga pants working in the yard. My wife apparently was waiting for me to say something but when she couldn't take it anymore, she says "she sure is getting fat."

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Not surprising that you'd go for the gaye here. I would be hoping for some coeds.

You did not specify

[Big bob]

Typical Yadkin sitting around telling stories. Why didn't you two get up boogie.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

You did not specify

I didn't think that I had to.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by Big bob

Typical Yadkin sitting around telling stories.

That's what friends do when they get together, tell stories, have some laughs. Not surprised that you don't realize that, having killed your only friend.

[slewfoot]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Which brings up another point: yoga pants. I hope that the fad stays here for a very long time.

Yeh, nothing like a fat girl wearing a set with high heels and a cellulite issue. Looks like hundreds of pussy farts trying to escape in mass hysteria

[Big bob]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

That's what friends do when they get together, tell stories, have some laughs. Not surprised that you don't realize that, having killed your only friend.

And as usual yours are fantasies.

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by vettemed

Ab-so-lutely. Yoga pants are the best thing to happen to women's clothing in a long time.

Yeah, but 50% of ladies wear ones that are two sizes too small.

Proper sizing:



Wrong sizing:

[slewfoot]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

Yeah, but 50% of ladies wear ones that are two sizes too small.

Proper sizing:

Look like a good place to set your beer

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by slewfoot

Look like a good place to set your beer

You could set a full-sized keg on dat arse!!

[Red Baron]

Originally Posted by slewfoot

My wife give me "the look" whenever I say something negative about and exceptionally large woman.

So last week, our next-door neighbor came outside to work in her yard. We're good friends & all.

Now I said that to say this, sort of like having a puppy. When you're around them 24/7 you don't see the grow in a way that you would if you were gone for 3 weeks.

Well, she was outside and wearing spandex/yoga pants working in the yard. My wife apparently was waiting for me to say something but when she couldn't take it anymore, she says "she sure is getting fat."

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[Red Baron]

Originally Posted by slewfoot

My wife give me "the look" whenever I say something negative about and exceptionally large woman.

So last week, our next-door neighbor came outside to work in her yard. We're good friends & all.

Now I said that to say this, sort of like having a puppy. When you're around them 24/7 you don't see the grow in a way that you would if you were gone for 3 weeks.

Well, she was outside and wearing spandex/yoga pants working in the yard. My wife apparently was waiting for me to say something but when she couldn't take it anymore, she says "she sure is getting fat."

Is your old lady large? Hell, we count 'em. As soon as we walk through the Walmart doors we start the count. One, two, three.....seven, eight, nine...etc. You'd be amazed how high the count goes in an hour's time.

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by Red Baron

Is your old lady large? Hell, we count 'em. As soon as we walk through the Walmart doors we start the count. One, two, three.....seven, eight, nine...etc. You'd be amazed how high the count goes in an hour's time.

I can get to 20 in the parking lot BEFORE I get to the front doors.

[Tikiman]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Last night we were at a college baseball game with some friends, high scoring, about 30 hits, and Baby Doll commented that she had seen just about every baseball play this game. So I said that we haven't seen anyone streaking yet.

I looked up online about the largest college campus streaks. That was a thing back in the 70's, culminating in a world record in Athens Georgia of over 1400. Much fun and laughs for all involved, including thousands of spectators.

Since then, society has really gotten a stick up its collective ass. Would-be streakers are threatened with new laws that would put them on sex-offender lists for life.

That makes sense. Put a streaker on the sex-offender list for life. Meanwhile, Colorado lawmakers put forth a bill that would make it a felony to purchase a child for sex. It was struck down along party lines. They couldn't get a single democrat to vote for it.

Let me repeat that. They could not get a single democrat to vote to make it a felony to purchase a child for sex.


Let that sink in.



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